You know what, I just skipped the whole fic and looked at the last line. Then I went, "BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Of course you can't have him! He's not real!"! SERIOUSLY. But, no offense.

WTF...? XD

Cute story, Ruki!... ;P Great twist, too. When I reached the part where you couldn't pay the bill, I was pretty darn sure that Kankuro would do something predictable and pay your bill for you...

Instead u ordered another bowl and gave him the tab? GENIUS. NOT your typical fan-girl behavior. Haha! Laughing my ass off here. XD

Keep writing!

Run, run, run from the flying kunai! :)

Heh, this fic proves that even the most horrible of ideas with proper writing can be turned into something readable and even funny.

Not really on topic, but: you would be a puppet master, cook for him, hang out with him... but the question is: would you scrape off the bloodied remains of his opponents from the insides of Kuroari? ;)