That was so funny! I laughed for ten minutes!

*rolls over floor laughing*

Oh my good lord... I'm half laughing at him, and half laughing at his stupidity. I can't get these mental images out of my head! GAAAAGH SO FUNNY!

Awesome backstory. Also hilarious.

It's so perfect. I thought it might be Dumbledore at first, since you mentioned that his nose had been broken at one point, that his eyes were piercing, and that his nickname was Al…and I really didn't think of Moody.

Again, this is hilarious.

Haha! Very good!

Amusing story. Nice work.

How Alastor Moody gained his respect for wand discipline.

Brilliant.

Also clever how you drew us into an assumption or two.

Cheers.

ha. super funny that was. keep it up.

Haha! This was amazing! I love hwo it was written, and it's awesomly funny.

I also like the idea to, that this is what made Moody limp, and he did it doing something stupid. I will forever-and-a-day believe in this reason for his limp and issues with 'wands in the back pocket'.

And in response to the review below; I never guessed who the person was until you revealed his anme was 'Alastor' I knew who Poppy was, and in all honesty, I also believed that the boy wasn't missing half his butt...but most of 'something else'.

This was brilliant and made me laugh. I thought the boy was Dumbledore at first and I must have a perverted mind because I thought he was missing a different piece of his anatomy *snigger*

I loved it. Well done. As soon as I read the title I knew what it was about and I just had to read it.

This is so creative. I love it. I'm a niche writer myself. Well done.

-CM

*laughs* I love it! What a creative idea!

Great job!

Cute. Poor Al.

Very funny and clever. Always wondered about the whole 'buttock-missing' thing...