You better not shout. You better not cry.

You better not pout, I'm telling you why.

A CRAZY RAVEN HAIRED HOMICIDAL MANIAC WITH A GUITAR IS READY TO CUT YOUR ARMS OFF AND SING YOU DEATH MUSIC!

*squee*

I love this I just...love it so much.

One thing: -dies on bedroom floor of laughter-

"Now you most heinously"

"...Crap"

I seriously died

oh lol That was great! Completely random but hilarious!

Omigawd, someone made a a girl missing an arm and being murdered at the same time FUNNY. Genius. Lmao at the part

"We're all gonna die, but not as soon as you!"

Perfect!

“time to be killed most heinously.”

rofl...I like that song.

I thought that Quarter Queen was the girl that had her eyes crushed? Anyway that was really funny totally made my day!

THAT WAS SO FUCKIN' HILARIOUS! XD Have more impulses like that soon please! love ya! you actually helped me with a story i've been working on. thanx! TOTALLY HILARIOUS, IN CASE IT DIDN'T COME ACROSS ALREADY! my story's on Quizilla so don't bother searching here. It's called "Viper Strike!"

That was funny but at the same time repulsive.

...

Great job!

I gotta read the murder cases someday XD.

you know...i can really see that happening. I really can. hehehe dat was cool and now i'm gonna draw that

Wierd... I love it!

Wow... That was... special. But for some odd reason, I liked it! -

xD *considers singing the death song to her BB computer wallpaper* Nice. That put a smile on my face. )

It was okay, but it didn't really come across as funny. No offense, but I'm a person with an unconvential sense of humor, so it might have been lost on me. If so, then my apologies.

However, you've got your characters mixed up. Quarter Queen was the thirteen-year-old who had her eyes crushed. Backyard Bottomslash was the one who had her arm severed. And even so, the victims were drugged during their murders, and any other mutiliation was done post-mortem.

And now that I've bored you with my seriousness, and lack of sense of humor, adieu.

We're all gonna die, but not as soon as you!

Greatest sentence ever. You should record this song.

YES.