This fic is pure hilariousness. It's one of the funniest I've ever read - there were so many lines which had me laughing. I really loved the "quick, kiss someone to try to hide Gwen's face, end up kissing Ianto but first try to imply to the reader that it'd been Jack" moment. And the Sparrow-hen party-men-bouncer-cops-weevil-Torchwood chance.

Also liked how you did the Ianto/Jack/Gwen sharing thing. I'm more of a Gwack shipper myself, but I do think that the best ending in canon would have been both pairings simultaneously. It's good to come across a fic which doesn't ignore the other pairing, give Ianto some random OC love interest to get him out of the way, or bash him (though that's more something I've seen in the summaries of Janto fics - bashing Gwen. In bad Gwack writing bashing Rhys is more common). Also, thanks for not making Rhys become abusive to give Gwen an excuse to leave him - something I've come across on this website so many times it's ridiculous.

I do not ship "Gwack", but, this is very good. We'll written and interesting. Thank you for your time and talent

Ianto was amazing! :)

this is so brilliant.

Johnny Depp, man.

The pirate thing was perfect!

love it! absolutly love the priates of the carrabean referance! can wait to get to the end!

Wow. First thing I read this year
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Eons after you've written the story but... the Welsh take their karokee seriously. In Aberystwyth, it was an every Sunday night kind of thing at the pier. It was whatever you wanted to sing - usually a lot of of Lady Gaga but there was always some Frank Sinatra mixed in. Basically modern stuff. No hymns. The best karokeer won money so it was also a good way to get out and win a bit of money. Sure, there were the drunks, but the Welsh take their karokee seriously.

This. Was. Wonderful and fantastic. On my favorites for sure and I am off to your profile page. I love love your writing. MLL

I actually don't mind Gwen kissing Ianto. I mean, if they are going to be a threesome, she's got to kiss him somewhere in there, right? ;)

Yes...I have decided. This definitely needs to have been an episode. What the heck is Rhys' heart desire? Do tell!

Loved this: She was going to kill Jack. And then kill him again, when he came back to life. And then again for good measure.

This would have been a funny scene to see in an episode.

Just found your tale and love it so far. I have Google Translate on my iphone and the club name is awesome. I do ship Gwack but Jack and Ianto are fine too because I know Jack loved him. lol MLL

Cacking myself! It's perfect!
3 completly already. :)