Aw! That was absolutely wonderful :) It was so cute that I'm going to add it to my favorites for being the best damn drabble EVER. I loved the 'five times' line. Pure House, well-written, both of them! :)

CC first:

(3 things about one spot: "listened at his friend's preach.")

listened *to* - always to, never any other prepositions.

Could be "listened to his friend preach" though I don't think that's quite what you meant to say there; seems like a different verb might be better. Rant, speculate, etc. Key to good writing is to always know exactly what the word you're using means.

The apostrophe-s ('s) implies a possessive, but then you follow it with a verb - grammatical impossibility.

And I love it. I especially love that Wilson miscounted. Also, it was a good thought italicizing the second his in the first sentence, second paragraph. Those masculine pronouns can get confusing with so many around. Makes it that much clearer for the reader, also emphasizes what Wilson should be up to.

hah i love this.

so painfully trying out to be cliche' but it is.

:3 so cute!

aw...and leave it to house to be blunt :)