Reviews for The Dinner
Evil Genius Girl chapter 1 . 10/4/2005
"Do you think we could fit through that window?"

I can soo see Anton saying this with a straight face.

Evil Genius Girl
Scifi Kane chapter 1 . 1/12/2005
"The last time he had eaten something Lindsay made, it had tried to climb up his throat and throttle his brain. He wasn't looking forward to a repeat performance."

LOL this story was so histarically funny, I just loved it

"From inside the mobile lab, Lindsay watched Anton and Matt take off. She chuckled and headed into the conference room, popped the top off of a can of coke, and sat down with a bag of popcorn. All in all, she was just relieved that she wouldn't have to eat the gray matter herself." LOL
Sixty Five Roses chapter 1 . 7/16/2004
Ha ha! That was a great and very funny story! I really liked it.

Maayan
Moon's Tear chapter 1 . 5/12/2004
LOL great fic! I love your choice of phrases "crawl off the ladle at any moment..." Keep it up!
The Bookbinder's Daughter chapter 1 . 6/26/2003
The funniest story to ever revolve around something gray and edible (although I suppose the last adjective is questionable...). "The two men scurried off into the woods, failing to realize that they were just hiding from a bowl of soggy noodles." Pure (albeit evil) genius. I bow to the Valar of Humor.
deletedxo chapter 1 . 5/31/2003
Hilarious! I laughed my a$$ off!
Twisted Myth chapter 1 . 11/26/2002
I've read this fic over and over. It's completely hilarious
PrattBratt chapter 1 . 11/20/2002
Cute Story.
Oboebyrd chapter 1 . 8/26/2002
Well, Jennifer, maybe it would have been good if it hadn't been a spin off of my own story. Maybe it would have been good if the spin-off hadn't completely changed genre of what my own story had been. Maybe it would have been good if you had posted it as a story, not as a review.

Or IS that a review of what you think my story is like? If that's so, I'm deeply insulted. At least I USE grammar... and capitalization... and periods... and oh, say... hmm... what's the word... THE SPELL CHECK.

Since you decided to post this story as a review, I'll leave it up, not because I necessarily like it or because it even has the semblance of english writing, but because I can say to my detractors, "At least my story's not as bad as this... check out THIS girl's review!"

Thank you, my new and single-purpose scapegoat.

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Oboebyrd
Jennifer chapter 1 . 8/21/2002
As you see in last story.

Case mager and anton ran from the window to forest, and back in Moble lab Lindsay sits and chuckled and pops coke and ear popcorn and revlived that not eat the gray matter herself.

Peter drives back in black van to moble lab and thinking "How to get Matt and Anton out" just as he turns the engine off and opened the door as Matt and Anton waves their hands to get Peter to pay attenion and it did got him, Peter spoted them and puzzled and said "How do guys found out about this?" Anton said "Matt" Peter Said Great cool do you guys want to go for the ride to resturant to eat?

As Matt is in the state of thinking of Claire Davison and Peter hit Matt in belly (grons) And tell peter can we call Claire on cellphone to warns her? Anton Said "Yeah I agree"

They walked with Peter to van as claire calls on matt's cellphon as he gets in back of van (Peter is Driving and Anton is sits with peter) Matt talks to clare about the Lindsay thing and then ask her to go out dinner with them. (Claire in car at gas station to fill up her car and relped back to matt and said Yeah )

Friendly resturant

Two cars meet at same time as they gets out and meet up with claire. (Lindsay is all alone in moible lab eating popcorn alone)

Matt and anton and Claire and peter laughs off their head about lindsay.

Lindsay In lab

Lindsay looks so sad and dressped about her frirnds beryed her and she thinks that everybody hated her cooking gray spaghtti so she went to find her cellphone and find a vision of Conner doyle and sceammd to herself. And woke up in the conference room with everybody there is stareing at her. (Because she have'nt got any sleep last night because she still had a dream recturns from working all night)

Peter and Matt stand by window and disscuss about peter to ask Lindsay to marry him, Anton checks Lindsay's pluse abs breathing virials and claire gone to get her a water and medince to help that dream stop.

Lindsay Said hey what's up but that's Impossible that you guys left acually ran from me and the gray spaghtti thing. (Told the truth about what happing to her) And Claire come back with water and medince in her and nod to Matt to get her daughter Alexendra out playpen from her nap, matt goes to get her, Anton leaves and claire kiss Lindsay's forehead to be sure she's Ok and alive.

Peter walks to Lindsay from window to his knee to adk her to marry him. Peter asked Lindsay" Will you honored to be my wife and be mother to our Daughter ? Lindsay Cried and says Yes of coures I will marry you!

Peter and lindsay hugging and kissing (Matt opens the door to let baby Alexendra go in to show them that she took her first step)

Lindsay and Peter stopped kiss because of alex giggle voice, Matt holds alex but alex is ready to show off. (Music background from providence as hannah took first step to syd)

Lindsay sit in an x Peter stand knee beside Lindsay as Lindsay opened her arms as Alexendra points to her mommy and took off walking (Slow motion episode) and say her first words is Dada Mama Lindsay grabs alex and sooped her up and kiss her and hug and say Oh my god she walks yes!(Peter and Lindsay cried as Matt leaves and Claire took a picture of them as family )

The End

P.S

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Kei chapter 1 . 8/15/2002
Ah what a scream! Would have made a wonderful episode too!
Demelza chapter 1 . 5/25/2002
Lol... that was funny! I could totally see it all play out in my head and just wanted to tell you it was great and very funny! I am a part-time PSI Factor watcher (it's on rather late), and totally loved last night's eppy... had to come check out some fics! GREAT STUFF!
samanthasideas chapter 1 . 4/6/2002
you're crazy and I doubt she cooks that bad but it was funny *giggles* I just wish there were more fics like this...oooh how about her making chicken?
CitrusBlast chapter 1 . 11/13/2001
This was hillarious! "... we'lll just hide in the woods unti he comes back", that was priceless!

Great job on this short story.
C chapter 1 . 9/21/2001
great story!