wow...

that was...strange?

and what exacly did they do when they closed the door :S i feel sick but apart from that this is really funny i was laughing my head of and my brother now thinks im weird

Highly amusing, much better than most of the phanbrat parodies popping up recently. I loved the constant joke with the exclamation points. You had some factual errors, however. Raoul is not a count, unless you're counting him inheriting his brother's title after he died, but since it seems like this is taking place within the story, I think that's just a mistake. Also, Buquet was not the ratcatcher, he was a stagehand. Other than that, though, everything seemed fine. Interesting metaphors similies and word usage. God, I sound like an English teacher. Anyway, you were really creative with everything and I loved it. Going on my faves...

XD Great story! _