you know that part where Nudge says "Believe it"? Well I felt that I was about to puke you may not know what naruto is and that can be a complete coincedence but I hate the english version japanese with subtitles for me

you realize you could sue Chili's right? but of coarse that would just makeing prices rise in a complicated way that I don't feel like remembering, so I guess thats out, I used to like Chili's back when I was younger but now I prefer olive garden

that reminds me were has Total been I mean his whininess is erreplacable

i hate u for not writing a sequel

No gosh darnit it cant be over you have to makw a sequel with FAX and NIGGY please oh please

Sequel please! It would be very wonderful and make me very happy!

WHAT! ITS ALMOST OVER!

(suddenly i burst into song)

IT'S NOT OVER!

Try to do it right this time around

It's not over

But a part of me is dead and in the ground.

This love is killin me

But your the only one (fanfic)

It's not over!

Okay, my random outburst it done...for now.

YEY! JASON AND SKYE ARE ALIVE! Wait, I think that's a good thing; OH! WHO CARES! YEY! THE WORLD WILL BE SAVED SOON!

But...WHERE ARE THE 7 PEOPLE TO SAY "WE WANT A SEQUEL!" It MUST continue! PLEASE! I BEG OF YOU! I'll even bow down to you (virtually of course)

I have reviewed EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR CHAPTERS! That counts for something right? Can me asking for a sequel count for 5 people asking for a sequel(i hope this makes sense to you)? PLEASE? or something like that!

You not making a sequel...is worse than the 'incident' that happened this morning!

(in Walmart)

(i just purchased something, and i walk over to my friend)

Me: did you see that guy...his nose was huge!

My Friend: Whatever, but guess what! Kristin and Jess are going to ask him (the guy she likes) out for me!

Me: Uh-huh...(still eyeing the guy with big nose)

My Friend: (glaring at me) do you know what this means?

Me: That, that guy over there needs a nose-job?

My Friend: NO! I'M NOT TALKING ABOUT THE GUY WITH A FREAKING BIG NOSE!

(everyone over hears us, and looks oddly at us)

Me: (whispering)...Follow me and take the exit at the front, if that guy with the big nose comes after us, hunt up a crowbar, and if he STILL follows us, attack him with no mercy.

My Friend: But what if he's not following us, but going to the same place as we are-

Me: DO NOT QUESTION MY WISDOM! GO! NOW!

Ever since, I don't go to Walmart unless I'm with my mom...And I was joking about the crowbar thing...I think...

Well, I would love to make this review longeer, but then there would be no time for BLACKMAIL TIME! (i love this part)

(the Blackmail theme plays, or at least what we imagine it to sound like, we're still working on it)

Okay, on today's BlackMail Time, We are threatening iceskater7 to update (and make a sequel of) her REMARKABLE AND TRULY AMAZING fanfic "The Tunnel". Take it away, Amanda-

IF SHE DOESN'T MAKE A SEQUEL OR UPDATE THEN I SHALL SEND HER TO THE STATE OF WISCONSIN. Now, I, personally don't think there's anything wrong with Wisconsin (i've never been there before) but in this weather report (that is now taking place of Blackmail Time) of Wisconsin it is rainin' cat and doggies. AH! A weiner dog is chewing on my leg! Get off me! I said getoff! IT'S TERRIBLE AND INSANE! AND THESE CATS- YA~A~A~A~A~A~AGH! (makes a sound so like it can be heard all the way form Antarctica) Allright, the weather report is over. Back to you, narrator guy.

Narrator Guy: Um...ok then, amanda...Well, in conclusion, Amanda (liveurlifexx33) will send Kristin (iceskater7) to a state that is uh...(looks at his card again)

(speaking to the directors)

Are you SURE this is what's amanda's threatening her with?...Ugh, fine. God, this place is a nuthole

(narrator guy comes back)

Sorry about that, anyways. Amanda is threatening to send Kristen to a state that is raining cats a weiner dogs (accoring to amanda, she is talking about wisconsin) Now, i'm not sure exactly how amanda knows where kristen lives...

Amanda: SHE LIVES IN BOB-A-LAMBA-DING-DONG! NOW, DONT QUESTION MY WISDOM!

(everyone is scared off the set so she can no longer continue the blackmail show)

Whatever. UPDATE SOON!

DO IT FOR ME!

DO IT FOR REVIEWERS!

DO IT FOR RAINING WEINER DOGS AND CATS!

DO IT FOR PEPPY!

YEY! PEPPY!

Can we PLEAZ have a sequel. I bet it would be great!

JEB YOU IDIOT! hello buddy, fang was about to say something, something probably important because he looked into max's eyes! grr.r.r.r.r. i'm angry ] i don't remember if i told you i want a sequel, but i do! update soon!

o.o.o.o.o.o! land plane! HURRY! ]] this is gonna be good. i wonder how fang will take it. lol oh, and i want a sequel. DEF! duhh. i don't know who wouldn't.

update soon!

I think a sequel would be completely awesome. Please write one. Thank you.

I SUCK. That's all I'm going to say...

I'm sorry I can't make this review long and happy...but today has really SUCKED big time for me. I'm failing English...I was humiliated by my Enligsh teacher in front of the WHOLE class, and I'd go on, but I don't want to bore you about my personal life.

So, I'm sorry I can't make this the so-stupid-and-completely-random review that I usually make...

BUT...

I CAN tell you how amazing this chapter is! YEY! Wait a second (starts reading your announcements) WHAT? WHAT! You're trying to tell ME that there are ONLY 2 FREAKING CHAPTERS LEFT!

(starts to faint, and go delarious)

No, no, no, no, NO! I'm hallucinating...

WAIT! WAIT! (re-reads author's note) According to you...if you can get 10 DIFFERENT people to review you'll make a...a...

(heavenly music plays)

A...

Se~Quel~!

OMG! YEY! I'm so happy now!

(starts chanting) SEQUEL! SEQUEL! SEQUEL! SEQUEL!

KEEP UPDATING...or...

(blackmail theme song starts playing)

I shall slap YOUR opera-singing baboon with a yellow post-it note! (Assuming you have one, of course; but when am I EVER wrong? -before anyone can say anything- AND I WOULD LIKE NO COMMENT ON THAT STATEMENT!)

(-) PEPPY IS BACK! WHOO HOO!

wow, this story is so good, i've only just started reading it today and i can't wait for the next part, keep it up :)

Completely awesome. Just completely awesome. I really like your style.

YOU TOTALLY DESERVE A REVIEW! HOW DARE YOU SAY YOU DON'T! ARE YOU TRYING TO SAY I AM STUPID?

Nudge: No comment...

Me: NUDGE? WHEN DID YOU GET HERE?

Nudge: I don't really know! It was like magic! Kinda like Harry Potter and Eragon and all those magical thingys! OH MY GOD, DON'T YOU LOVE MAGIC! MAGIC IS SO COOL! Do you think it's real? I think-

Me: NO GOD! PLEASE DON'T LET ME DIE THIS WAY!

-(God decides to give me a second chance, and Nudge magically disappears)-

WHOO-HOO!

Some random person: Holy sh*t! WHY DID HE LET YOU LIVE? WHY?

Me: $hit is holy? I NEVER KNEW THAT!

Random person: I want to get out of here.

Max: I want Itex to BE GONE.

Me: I WANT THE SH!it THAT IS HOLY!

Random person: THERE IS NO HOLY $hit!

Me: YES THERE IS! WHEN HAVE I EVER BEEN WRONG!

(everyone looks up in thought, but (luckily) none of them no, because they lost count a LONG time ago)

STUPID ERASERS! when you mess with fang, you mess with me! RAWR!

great chappie! and i would love to say more, but i have a few reasons why i can't.

1)My "brother" (i'm not related to him, HONEST) is holding me against my will. (it is VERY surprising how young boys have the power to take you hostage these days...)

2)The review would be totally random and have completely NOTHING to do with the chapter (of course, i get on the review subject...but then things just get plain weird) i mean, i'm not sure if you mind...

3)I'm at the funny farm right now, and big, tall, muscular men in white outfits are holding BIG needles that are VERY SHARP! (and for some strange reason, i think the needles are meant to be used against me)

4)The woodpeckers are after me...AHH! WOODPECKERS!

*peck peck peck peck*

STOP PECKING ME! WOODPECKERS ARE EVIL! NEVER GO NEAR THEM!...wait...something else is coming!

BEES! AN ANGRY SWARM OF BEES! AH!

But while all this chaos is occuring...

I have an awesome song playing in my head...

The birds and the bees are flying in the trees

The sun's in the sky, just for you and i

the sky's a perfect blue, the clouds are in full view

it's a sign from above, that shows that we're in love

(meanwhile...)

*woodpeckers are pecking amanda (ME!) and the bees are stinging her with A LOT OF POISON (although it doesn't matter, because her brain is too small the be effected anyway) and erasers randomly decide that amanda is their next target. do not listen to the screaming and shouting and gunshots in the backround and please stand by-

IN OTHER WORDS: please update soon!