Reviews for JACK: The Owner’s Guide and Maintenance Manual
Guest chapter 1 . 9/14/2016
LOL
I loved this ;)
Very funny!
itstheponds chapter 1 . 1/6/2011
Hilarious! I love the FAQ from the Canadian, haha!
Chewy14 chapter 1 . 10/30/2010
Lol beast. :)
Jimelda chapter 1 . 9/19/2010
Ohmygod, I LOVED this! I totally want a Jack unit, lol.

"Q: Hi, I'm from Canada. I'm tried of being shot at by you stupid people. I am not a HOSTILE.

A: We don't believe you."

I'm from Canada too, does that mean I should invest in a bulletproof vest? ;)
Unidentified Pineapples chapter 1 . 9/8/2010
This was awesome! I love the bit about Jack's beard not going past 3 o'clock shadow. Priceless. I absolutely love this concept and you execute it brilliantly!
Red Bess Rackham chapter 1 . 9/8/2010
Heee! I just read your Desmond one and thought I ought to see what else you had. This one was quite excellent. I loved the bit about being from Canada, as well as the JULIET unit beating up the Kate one. :P Excellent!

Defs going to check out the rest of your Lost guides...

~Red
sauntered vaguely downwards chapter 1 . 2/17/2010
I know I'm a bit late to the party, but I laughed so 'effing hard while reading that. Really hope you continue with the manuals, because this person would really love to see a Desmond or Charlie manual.
Sci F.I. Warper chapter 1 . 2/13/2010
OMG! You totally just summed up Jack in probably one of the funniest fics I've read in a long time! (falls to the floor laughing)
Shikabane-Mai chapter 1 . 8/25/2008
OH DEAR GOD. I LAUGHED SO HARD AT THIS.
NotOnFlatBread chapter 1 . 6/19/2008
hahahaha well done
kaput chapter 1 . 5/9/2008
I realize this review is coming late, but I just had to say that I really enjoyed this. You made me giggle. Thanks for writing!
Ily18 chapter 1 . 4/23/2008
Loved the Juliet unit thing! I really hope she'll win the pool you made (already voted for her!) 'cause she's my fav character and I'm dying to read her instructions! :P

ever thought of doing these instructions for Prison Break characters? (hope you watch PB!)

Anyway, loved this one too, even though Jack's not my fav character on the island...
LokixSigyn chapter 1 . 3/8/2008
OH please you gotta do a Kate one of these with heavy on the Skateness & light on the Jate. *beggs* Please!
HotChilliGriffin chapter 1 . 2/11/2008
These are awesome :) You could try a Claire Unit. And Kate. PS, why does Jack come d**less?
Nightarcher210 chapter 1 . 1/21/2008
I am so in love with these guides-what other fandoms did you find them in? Yours are absolutely hilarious, I can't wait to read SAWYER.
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