its people red fpr sun burn. blue for being really cold and smelling like cheese for cheesy B.O.

STD meant stairs trip dummies! Lol..Funny!

that wasn't a bad fanfiction. i really liked it. it's nice that madison and chris moved out.

i can't wait to read sacrifiction. btw i love the way that when you search for this series only two results come up.

anyways i'll review soon in sacrifiction.

oh and i love your april folls chapter.

i'm sorta torn between team jacob/the wolves as a whole and team cullen. seth is really awesome though.

i took me about a day and a half to read breaking dawn too. i literally read non-stop.

i have agree with you on most of your rant. i love all the twilight series but a few things annoy me that you haven't mentioned, some of stephanie meyers writing is worse than some ff's i've read. i'm sorry if i offend you but .cucumber and chel88 are better and some others whose names i've forgottenyou also join that list :)

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all my friends say i'm a druggie because i have bad eczema on my arms and someone mentioned in year 7 and now in year 10 and they still say it. i can't live it down, so now i go along with it.

concilors are really stupid in my opinion. they only say what some snobby person has said to them. my friend had anger managements classes because someone pulled her hair, insultated her family and then they got their friends to be horrid to her, completely unprovoked. so if she hit them i think she was perfectly justified.(sorry but i had to say it)

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C. definately c.

btw i love allen he sounds awesome.

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lol. i love the drugs comment. it sounds like me, and sort of my friend(but she has to have sugar first).

still lovin the story.

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yes. lovin the story still

that review is so funny i still can't stop laughing, although i won a lollipop in maths so that might be the reason.

a brill start. i loved that 1st chapter. it sounds like the sort of thing people at my school would say i would probably reply in a similar fashion *giggles* (i have had way to much sugar today.)

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love your stories! :)

With breaking dawn i didn't like how each book was like

Book One: Wedding/Honeymoon

Book Two: Bella's Pregoness

Book Three: Bella Changed/Volturi

I WANTED THEM TO GO TO DARTMOUTH FFS.

I was like YES when bella said she wanted to go.

I missed involvment of other people during the book.

Like what happened to Mike, Angela and everyone afterwards.

It was like Only the Cullens, the pack and Charlie/Sue.

I was like what the hel. I want some new people please.

ahh well, i still like it.

i hope the sequel will be a lot better and more exciting.

Breaking Dawn was like a bad fanfiction but that's possible/probably because so many people wrote about those situations. It was alright but Book 2 was by far my favourite (minus Bella bits).

I'll be honest and say that a couple of chapters ago I really could not be bothered finishing this (probably because i was busy for a while) but now I've recently read the last 2 chapters I'm back into the swing of it and look forward to read the sequel in a few hours.

-All Tears Must Fall

Yeah, I totally get where you're coming from. But in Twilight, New Moon & Eclipse it was stated that TWO vampires could not reproduce; nothing was said about a human and a vampire.

I soo agree with most of what you said.I used to be team edward because my friend told me too but I like your idea of team seth so much better.

Allen is my new fav. character.