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Poppyseedremedy chapter 6 . 7/25/2018
Poppyseedremedy: OMSC! WAS THAT A FREAKING VEGGIETALES REFERENCE!? MY BOYFRIEND LOVES THAT!

Boomboombox: Poppy, you're not my girlfriend. But WOO! GO LARRY THE BRAMBLECLAW!

Poppyseedremedy: Plus, since Pinestar was fat, both Brambleclaw and Hawkfrost inherited his fatness. It runs through the male gene of the family, and although Tigerstar was not fat at either of his deaths, or when he was an adult, he was chubby as an apprentice due to hormones. Then, he realized that he was getting fat like his traitor father, and began to work out with Thistleclaw. So I hope that clears everything up, Jaypaw!

*Dance of the Cucumber plays*
Larry: *runs by, singing* Bob is really angry... I hope he doesn't catch me... It's so hard to run with this sombrero on my head!

Bob: Uh-uh! COME HERE AND LET ME SING YOU A DOGGONE SONG! YOU LITTLE PIECE OF- *bleep*

VIVA LA VEGGIETALES! WHOOT WHOOT!
Poppyseedremedy chapter 5 . 7/25/2018
It's about time someone poofed that darn Assfur.
Poppyseedremedy chapter 4 . 7/25/2018
Uh, yeah, when you say that about MJ it sounded a little teeny itsy bitsy bit racist, so... TRY NOT TO FREAKING DO THAT! Seriously, he had a skin disease! Gosh.

Other than that, Jaypaw is so darn cute! Well, I'm just saying that because Crow is forcing me to say that.

Crowfeather: *gives me good job doughnut* Uh-huh.
Poppyseedremedy chapter 3 . 7/25/2018
GO GRAYPAW AND TIGGYSTAR!
Poppyseedremedy chapter 2 . 7/25/2018
Crowfeather: Ooh, I like the "me being handsome" part! Macho!

Lionblaze: Yeah, that's so old school. Give me a break.

Breezepelt: I actually find it all pretty disturbing.

Jayfeather: Meow?

Everyone: Aw!
Poppyseedremedy chapter 1 . 7/25/2018
Cool headcanons! In my world, Jay's just a boring old baby.

Crowfeather: *slaps me* My baby is not boring! See? He ate a doughnut! Not every baby can do that.

Jayfeather: Om nom nom! *eats entire box of Krispy Kreme* Ta-da!

Um, yeah, good luck NOT getting diabetes.
candlemass chapter 4 . 9/3/2011
oh mah gawd...

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

that...was...hilarious!
Zeit's Glass chapter 6 . 10/22/2008
ffunny!
Hawkflight7 chapter 6 . 7/5/2008
lol

Suggestion: Heatherpaw is obssesed with killing Lionpaw because he dumped her in dark river
Hawkflight7 chapter 1 . 7/5/2008
lol

Jaypaw: Gimme a Leafpool is actually my mother,Crowfeather is actually my father, and Starclan has lied to us all!
Notnerd24 chapter 6 . 1/17/2008
MAKE ANOTHER CHAPPIE!OR ELSE!Please...
Shadowfang92 chapter 6 . 12/27/2007
Lol I no were you got that song!

Tawnystripe’s got a gun… Baskin Robins is not real fun…. What made Tawny snap? Was she tired of Ashfur’s crap? I know that Daisy’s really running, now that Tawny’s got a gun, and things are never gonna be the sAmE!

you just changed the words, thats a weird al song .
Deanwimpchester chapter 6 . 12/26/2007
that...is...FREAKY!
Tripfeldthemystic chapter 6 . 10/12/2007
O.o

Entirely bizarre.

But what about Cinderpelt? She's a gray cat, right?
HWTC chapter 6 . 10/8/2007
another good chapter, though i will admit there was some funnier, Do you know that line Brambleclaw sings is from Veggietales? (i know this becuz of little siblings, if u thought i was a wacko) i fell over for that!

A suggestion, (you don't have to use it), is a play of the Great Journey. Everyone thinks there going to the Lake, but Squriellflight and everyone else leads them to Hawaii and makes them slaves? i don't know why i thought of that, but i did!
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