Since you seem to have given up this fic, I regret to inform you that RNTM has been canceled and that we're going ahead with the prize giving.

Rose of Noonvale has been selected by popular vote as Redwalls' next top Model! Congrats!
As the winner she has earned any prize she wants,(cause that's just how we roll ) ,everyone else has won a 4 week vacation at anywhere of their choosing.

Hope you enjoyed the show.

Are you still doing this? I am really enjoying it!

I just haft to say Bluefen is aosome.

LOLOLOLOLOL I new it!

it would be nice if u UPDATED!no offence but how do you know how good blufen is?actually you made her nice so ignore that im stupid but fwirl keeps everyone hate her or something?P.S u are my favorite planning to make a fanfic warned i love wolverine

in all my stories i WILL post that u own my name.

Lovin it so far! I can't wait to see how the siege is going to work!
Redstreak

Like I said above, Go, Team 2! I actually think Rose would be better as a spy. You have unusually good spelling. I happen to like the word "Siege", which is completely random.

MY Order Of Characters

1. Mariel Her Gullwhacker AWESOMEPLUS!

2. Rose Her Voice Disguise THESECRETAWESOME-DISGUISE!

3. Cornflower Her Cooking DELICIOUSPLUS!

Ect. ?

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Strange, strange. Why aren't there as much Fanfiction of Matthias Cornflower when there are hundreds of Rose Martin?

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Brome: Laterose and Martin, sitting on a roof, K-I-S-S-I-N- HEY!

Cheek: *Trips Brome* Matthias and Cornflower are more romantic!

*Meanwhile*

*Laterose: *Playing strip chess with Martin*

Martin: I win! Now you have to-

Laterose: *smothers Martin with kisses, but then they heard a ZAP! And a ZAP! And an AAAAAHHHHHHHHH!*

Basil Stag Hare: Matthias and Cornflower, sitting on a tree,

Cheek: K-I-S-S-I-N-BEE! BEE! AHHHHH! GET AWAY FROM ME!

*Meanwhile*

*Matthias*

*Matthias: *Hears BEE! BEE! AHHHHH!* scream and says: Is the Ghost of Cluny attacking again?

Cornflower: Or Slagar the Cruels' ?
Matthias: We'll have to see.*

Tim Churchmouse: Mattimeo and Tess, sitting on a bed, K-I-S-S-I-N-G!

*Meanwhile*

*Tess*

Tess: Dear Mattimeo, are you going to live with me for a long time?

Matthimeo: Yes, and the question is, are we going to be laid for a long time?

Tess: What do you mean?

Matthimeo: This. *Lowers her skirt, and unbuttons her shirt, then licks and explores with his tongue, then stripping all his and her clothes, then lies on top of her*

Tess: *Moans* Heavenly! Wait, are you playing with me, mister? Are you just loving me 'cause I have a lovely body?

Mattimeo: *Grins sheepishly* Partly.

Tess: WHY, YOU GREAT MOTHERFU- OF ALL MOTHERFU-S, WHEN I'M DONE WITH YOU, MISTER, I'LL SMACK YOU IN THE ASS WITH YOUR MOTHER'S FRYING PAN!

Mattimeo: I'm not a Motherfu-!*

Matthias: First comes love,

Cornflower: Then comes marriage,

Tess Churchmouse: Then comes Tess with a big bad bees' nest!

Tim Churchmouse: That wasn't in the script!

*AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!*

Kel, I'm going to be very mad if you don't update within the week. I shall let Fox-Kel loose and tie you up in my basement. BEWARE...

1. Dotti b/c she burnt salad! but she also said she did it... (glares at Celandine)
2. Celandine b/c she used her smarts... and looks...
3. Bluefen b/c not all vermin are terrible cooks... You go girl!
4. Treerose b/c she gave more.
5. Mariel b/c she showed her gilry side. YAY!
b/c of her confidence!
b/c she got flirted with and didn't flirt back
8. Rose I don't have anymore reasons.
9. Trimp
10. Fwirl
11. Pasque
12. Armel

shadows are only one color, black. rainbows are many colors and are in everything else, i mean, seriously kid.

hello im the nostalgia critic, and this is not going to be a nostalgia review. why bother putting up a review, because there needs to be more conflict besides dotti and mariel hate each other and bluefen hates herself. still, there could've been worse disastors, so we'll rate this as a snowstorm, not a blizzard, just a mild snowstorm.

as a reg. person, which would be worse? a let down, or pure f*ckin torture.

wow, i cant think too much bad about this. crisis averted i guess. no nc critics for THIS chapter

oh, i thought that contestants would be eliminated, this is way crappier. now im gonna have to read about sore losers and idiotic fights. oh shit, earthquake. flee everybody, flee. this has been the nostalgia critic