Lollll this is amazing to say the least, but I feel like Voldemort should have been Palpatine and Snape should have been Vader lmao

This is beautiful, so many quotable lines ;) lol

"If things get out of hand, I can always kill myself" LOL! probably my favorite line so far ;)

...Well, that was a bit much. ...But I did like the very end of the chapter. The poem was a nice touch

I love the house elves' names

This is hilarious! I absolutely love it ;D LOL

Brilliant! This is truly a great work of modern literature ;)

please continue writing I have read this story at least five times now and it still makes me laugh, I LOVE it.

I'm terrible at reviews (and I don't write them hardly as much as I should), but I just wanted to let you know how much I enjoy this story. I have read it numerous times and each time it is just as funny as the first!
Thank you for writing (and sharing), and please continue doing so!

I just wanted to let you know that I really enjoy reading, and re-reading, this story; however, I've noticed it has been years since you last updated and I was really hoping that you haven't abandoned it! I hope you'll continue writing it one day because it is definitely worth it and it would really brighten up my (and I bet a lot of other people's) days!

why haven't u continued its funnie?! :)

Great story so far :)

The very idea of Severus having a pink phone is too funny and Voldy drunk dialing made me giggle hysterically. Bunny PJs? Poor Severus!

I had to stop for several miutes for a laugh break at the image of Snape wearing pink bunny footie pyjamas.

This was hilarious :p i was reading this in the middle if the night, trying not to laugh in order to not wake up my roomates, but mission impossible. :p You are so funyy girl :p