Reviews for Slow Down Everyone
Selena92 chapter 1 . 3/31
Hilarious! I don't know if I can ever stop grinning like a loon now...

Some Severitus stories are like that though.
Lorde Shadowz chapter 1 . 9/28/2019
Hahahahahaha!
senawario chapter 1 . 5/12/2018
awesome! I love this parody, since I hate Snape anyway and every time I read even the summary of a Severitus fic I want to strangle someone
Megisaduck chapter 1 . 3/8/2018
SO TRUE
SusanMarieS chapter 1 . 9/3/2017
lol
Guest chapter 1 . 1/24/2017
LMAO! Seriously the stories are all like this, the same thing! You nailed it perfectly! Thanks for this. :)
Jean Sumar chapter 1 . 11/22/2016
BUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
*/can't breathe/stop laughing to write anything even remotely resembling a review/*
NatNicole chapter 1 . 7/24/2016
Wow...
GarnetMonsoon chapter 1 . 6/5/2016
It occurred to me recently that I read this long ago, but realized that I never favorites it.

I can't begin to describe how much I hate shitty Sevitus/Mentor fics. You hit on almost all of the good points. Have you ever considered an equally hilarious sequel? You could address the other common cliches like shopping trips and the overly-familiar-way-too-quick "Harry calls Snape 'Dad'" thing. Just an idea.

This is hands-down my favorite fan fiction.
Scorpia710 chapter 1 . 3/17/2016
Pure comedic gold,thank you!
TimeyWimeyBadWolf chapter 1 . 3/2/2016
Lol. Can't...stop...laughing...gasp...
*dies from laughter-induced asphyxiation*
whattheDalek chapter 1 . 8/31/2015
This fic has completely made my day. Bwahahah this is hilarious in its truth-I'm always giving up on Severitis fics because of the very fact that people forget he's a self-serving bastard with an obsession for Harry's mom (who had been dead for quite a long time now). What the hell would Snape do with a kid, anyway? Especially a teenager?

Thank you for posting this much needed fix :)
Guest chapter 1 . 7/15/2015
...the flip.
savemyunicornclarence chapter 1 . 7/1/2015
I love those fics but I totally agree! Sometimes they go way too fast. This is hilarious. Brilliant job.
Noradin chapter 1 . 4/13/2015
Yes, I guess I have seen that plot line before :)
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