Sorry to copy-paste such a long quotation, but...

“Ted was beating off, and it shorted out the power.”

“…”

“I was not!”

“Yeah he was.”

“Well don’t let it happen again, Ted.”

“Good night, Bennet.”

This, and the overall narration: it's a rare gift to be able to carry a story through dialogue alone. It takes a LOT of skill. Admirable!

LOL! I loved this. I think I actually died for a moment at "..touch yourself and God will take away our electricity."

You're a genious.

This was so hilarious that it's hard to type right now. XD You've made me love this pairing so much. And the thought that during an orgasm Ted loses control of his powers is really interesting.