Maybe she could date the Wonka from the book? He looks about her age.

From the script of a song from the London musical:
JOE:
Yes Mr. Willy Wonka

GEORGINA:
Has a sex appeal what makes me feel young! There, I said it!

I knew Granny Georgina had a thing for poor ol' Wonka. If you don't believe me, the 2013 musical and 2005 film are proof enough.

Poor old George. His wife is crazy...

I still adore Georgina though, all her lines in the film and musical are hilarious.

Hahahahahahahahahahaha!
"We can seat you on the opposite side of the table...where i can only reach you with my feet."
I died! XD

Lol! NIce fanfic, I had no idea that GG was so dirty! lol!

This sounds like it should be on a birthday card or something! Very funny!

that was made of AWESOME! i commend thee. grandma georgina is endearingly insane.

LMAO i love it! :D

...where I can only reach you with my feet.

That's hilarious!

Sincerely,

Morgan

Although I don't think Grandma Georgina would ever be level-headed enough to write this I can imagine her thinking about writing it. Lol. Very entertaining. _

that was so cute and somewhat perverse rofl

Forgive me for the "peanut" remark. You were very polite about it.

-do i wanna no? lol i can imagine that very awkward dinner, and mr wonka's epxressions lol awesome work!

Poor Willy...I am not sure I would imagine Grandma Georgina so naughty, but still cute idea. I always thought maybe he'd smell like chocolate mint myself, but that's just me.

That last line simply made me giggle! Another cute idea.