Your style of writing is fabulous, I just needed to say. I love how clipped and poignant each section is.

"Wow, he has a last name? What is it?"

"Fair. You know, as in 'thou hast a Fair piece of ass!'"

xD

Good times, good times x3

Cool. I really like the style here; it's brief and straight to the point. Great job. :)

Good job, KATLA. You're story does justice to the history. :)