Oh dear, just considered someone would rap those lines... o.O

nice

I hope they never read it. They'd probably like the ideas.

So true about Lockhart.

cool.

Hagrid's one brought a smile to my face.

I see we share similar ideas of what the Slytherins should be, instead of what they actually are in the books.

Very nice.

... Considering how thick the wizarding world is, I can see that happening.

I've looked the list of your fics up and down at least a dozen times and never found this one... I've been denied something very funny.

Well done.

lol you're just a regular poet aren't you? maybe JKR could've used you to do her Sorting songs hehe;)

I love your poems. Youi could write poems about the ghosts of hogwarts and peeves.

Great poems. The only one I didn't like was the one about Hagrid. It sounded off to me. My favorite was Umbriges one.

All great little poems - my favourite is the one about Gilderoy Lockhart.

No, Lupin didn't have "what counted within". On the contrary, all his goodness was on the surface: pleasant manners and a smile that did a good job of hiding that he was selfish enough to leave a schoolful of innocent kids exposed to the attacks of a crazed mass-murderer for a whole year rather than tell Dumbledore he'd been a wild teenager.

A schoolful of innocent kids exposed to the attacks of a crazed mass-murderer for a whole year... rather than tell Dumbledore he'd been a wild teenager. Crumb.

I can't see Snape actually telling them "from me there is nothing to fear" however true it is.