This is the best humor story I've ever read! Thank you!

And I'm asking you for your permission. I'm keeping a Russian forum of Royai and I kinda collect Royai fics. But since there's not too much of them on Russian network, I decided to translate some. Sorry for my bad English since I'm from Russia... So, do you mind if I translate your fic?

so...to...funy...*laughing hard*

oh and by the way riza is 1st lt. while havoc is 2nd lt. :D

THAT WAS AWESOME! I thought of Riza singing Girlfriend but not this way... wooho Keep on writing!

well...that's quite intereasting lol cute though

lol that was funny and wat those other people said was like real rude it was just for humor and i have aalways imagined Riza singing that song lol _XD! i am gonna make a Riza costume and way before i read this was gonna lip sync this song lol and make a royai vid lol and yeha they are kind agood i like just plain red twizzlers better though

yes that was wierd, very wierd.

and watermelon twizzlers are ver good.

Someone & Flaming BITCH Alchemist:

Thank you for your comments.

As for my bold font, I LIKE making people speak in bold font. It's like RPing. (And don't say that making a character's font bold is wrong to me, because I've been RPing for quite a while, and it is NOT.)

And the Caps Lock 'rage' was me trying out a different style of writing. Is it so wrong for me to try out a new style of writing, you two?

Oh yeah, what exactly is normal anyways, 'someone'?

I clearly wrote in the summary section that this was a SONGFIC too, so why the hell did you even read it when you think that using a song in a story is crappy?

Or did you two just want to read it just to have the satisfaction of flaming a random person?

I greatly hope that you two read this comment and I wish I had written it up earlier.

Anyone else that plans to post a comment with any of the topics that I just 'cleared up' SHOULD NOT or else you'll have me spazzing at you as well.

Thank you.

This was very stupid. What the hell? Riza singing that horrible song? I mean, it's a stupid song to begin with, but having Riza sing it made me blush from embarassment from just reading it! Horrible work. Yeah, I said it, horrible. The bold thing is annoying, the capslock thing is annoying. Go to school and learn how to write before you present another piece of crap like this.

No...wait. Just have Hawkeye in a Ballet Skirt and Rocking T-shirt slamming on her guitar and the image is PERFECT.

LOl. That was adorable. xD

that was weird but it was fantastic! it would be nice if you could update soon

that was very odd and weird in some sort of way.. lol it was cute though you could've just used the song in another way and not riza singing it.. heck, it's ur fic anyway.. it was good.. ja.!

Erinn~

the girl friend was annoying

riza singing was weird

her singing in public was even weirder

BUT i did like it :)

I admit. The title caught my attentiton, so I read it and I have to say: the rampant OOCness, boldified text, capslock of rage, and song lyrics all thrown into one had my mind screaming in badfic alert.

Song lyrics. My gosh, it's ok to like the song. You can love, it sing it, download multipleversions, paste the lyrics to your walls and frame pictures of the artists, but my god, don't put it in your fics! That's about as unoriginal as anyone can get! Not to mention this song just... it gives royai a bad name! It sickens me. And then... to have Riza say it? I pine for canon. I weep tears of blood.

Bold text. It's completely obnoxious. You see, we have this invention called quotation marks that shows when people are talking. You don't need to boldify it, italicize it, or anything else. Quotation marks will do.

Caps lock: MAYBE YOU'LL GET THEIR ATTENTION WITH SOME CAPS LOCK OF RAGE INSTEAD OF USING EXCLAMATION MARKS LIKE NORMAL PEOPLE.

OOCness: Look. OOCness sickens people. It is not all for the best. All it will do is get people to throw rancid tomatoes and sour whipped cream at you. It disgusts me. Character slaughter is not cool, kids.

Hope you enjoyed writing this piece of torture, cause it sure as heck made me sick to read it. Good day.

That was really out of still have been rated M for the and I have never tried a watermelon twizzler.I do not like twizzlers.