Reviews for Never Piss Off A HouseElf
slytherinsal chapter 69 . 10/2
oh my, my favourite Nightwish song ... so appropriate
slytherinsal chapter 33 . 10/1
I like Albus-ectomy.
Hell, yes, of course Persephone knew what she was doing, she wasn't ditzy
slytherinsal chapter 13 . 9/30
never turn down a man offering you his arm or opening doors for you, you uncouth wench! so rude and it only encourages men in being uncouth back. I always accept an arm and thank door holders, and did in my motorbike riding days as well.
Grey13Stardust chapter 1 . 7/12
I tried to read this one multiple times and cannot get over the disruptive author notes peppered in the chapters. it honestly just destroys any hope of the piece being good. i hope those who made it past chapter 3 enjoyed it because its a no for me.
ShelbySnapey chapter 4 . 4/25
Haha i love this! My Dogs name is Miki 3
Opera123 chapter 3 . 11/23/2019
amazing story thank you for sharing your gift
Picky Reader chapter 2 . 7/18/2019
I'm only on Chapter 2 and already wondering if this is worth continuing? Because it's the other way around: Hermione is a year OLDER than Harry and Ron.
Guest chapter 11 . 7/17/2019
Why should they. Hermione can visit her parents and Snape can leave whenever he wants to.
Guest chapter 10 . 7/17/2019
My solution would be to torture that elf in front of all the other elves in order to keep them from doing that.
Guest chapter 3 . 7/17/2019
This depends very much on whether the elf is right or only thinks he were right.
And even if he truly is right, it still might be wrong .
Acantha Rayne Oak-Moon chapter 17 . 6/23/2019
Horny house elves make me smile
Acantha Rayne Oak-Moon chapter 3 . 6/23/2019
I am so unbelievably excited by this story. I keep squealing with anticipation. House elves being all devious is my favourite side trope of a story
QuileuteGirl22 chapter 45 . 4/3/2019
He's a Valravn.
Lillalil chapter 1 . 12/29/2018
To plan keeping a wife or in this story in suspence about a child...If you know the other part wants children and you don't, then it's evil to hold them un ...Why marry anybody if you don't wanna have a family...Such a person should live alone and keeps some cats or what pet type that needs low levels of personal caring...To plan a holding on and keep a " loved "one on as she planned was truly EVIL, as I wrote before...Such a Hermione is far from the real one. Sadly you chose to make her like that...Otherwise the story was promissing
Guest chapter 4 . 11/29/2018
The AN's in the middle of the story is a big no-no, takes you out of the story all the time.
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