yes I need more sex shoys

I don't typically read stories with sex in them, but I really enjoyed yours. Thank you. I hope you continue it someday.

has this fic been abandoned

I swear your porn scenes are more creative than ACTUAL porn

I do not remember how many times people have spied behind my back while I read fanfiction.

If you are upto 18 or more and want to become the world richest porn star,
you just came to the right at bangbros give you the opportunity
to showcase your curves and your moves.
The pay is attractive,and it will change your life and the life of your family.
All you have to do is to send a mail to

NO! THE LAST CHAPTER... :( One of the best stories i have ever read, not the best to be reading in public though but oh well. nearly died of laughter too..

So ridiculously much PWP. I love it.

Oh my god - you are hilarious! Thanks for the laughs. I really hope you do get the opportunity to return and finish it. (Yes, there are a lot of incorrect words in it, but some of them can be attributed to teenagers struggling to find the correct word when they know they are close, and Harry is a teenager.) But what a funny story! Great adult humour and parody!

whens the next chapter

S. Ravenclaw

Oh wow. This is so messed up.
Craziest thing I've seen posted on FFnet
But so effing hot.
Surprised it isn't reported yet (which I won't do)
Is this on Ao3?
This should be on Ao3.

*still affected by previous scene*
*reads authors' note*
*reads Argus Filch*
Nope.

This might be the third time I am reading this..

update

Okay, I tried...,but I just can't read it.

Well, you have an interesting idea there. I really liked it at first the way you explained, how Harry came to wear woman clothes and all. But the changes in the ministry and Harry's character are just too unrealistic.

I am not trying to offend you here, I am just of the opinion that the ministry wouldn't change such fundamental laws - that have probably been that way for centuries! - in a heartbeat after realizing Voldemort was back. Especially considering there prevvious views on that topic.

For Harry's character...yeah, I see where you are coming from with the not trusting Dumbledore idea, but... Harry has been abused and neglected for far too long to be able to have such an confident way of speaking and behaving.

And do you really think, that Harry would just say 'yes, why not' to participating in a gay porn show? I don't mean to say, that he wouldn't agree to it after thinking about it, but it had take some time.

You have to consider, that Harry has been raised with being called 'freak' and being told, that the world would be better of without him.

This leaded to him needing -no, CRAVING - affection and approval from other people. That's why Harry so desparatly wanted to believe Dumbledore was the good guy in canon. It's because Dumbledore was the one to send him the Hogwarts letter. To give him the oppurtunity to go to the place, that was later the closest thing to home he ever had.

Harry didn't want to believe Dumbledore was bad. Even though Dumbledore was the one to place him with the Dursleys in the first place, for Harry he was his rescuer. And he had a damn hard time to get over it in his seventh year.

Because of that I am quite sure, that Harry would have been afraid - nearly terrified - whith the idea of being gay or participating in gay activities. Because that would make him think he was even more of a freak, that even less people would like him. That's why he would have needed some time - or consideration - to accept such an offer.

Also, snapping back after being attacked - especially by Vernon - is something that is stragne too.

After all it would have taken a lot for Vernon to get enough rise out of Harry to get him to fight back. You really should consider, that Harry is used to submitting to the Dursleys. Used to being treated like scum. It would take a lot for him to be able to defend himself.

Heck, it took some time for him to even realize he was worth being defended in canon. To defend himself from the Dursleys - the very same, who raised him to believe he was worthless - is something that had took way more than a slap. (- Something he is probably used to)

By the way the way Harry reacted to the abuse in canon and his character are one of three typical ways for victims of abuse or severe bullying to react.

The idea of him being unworthy was beaten way too hard into Harry for him to appear as confident as he did. He never came over it in canon obviously.

Not that it's a surprise...the people in the wizarding world weren't really the best guys to have around for him to heal in peace.

Again, no offense, but because of my reasoning above I find a lot of things quite unbelieveable in your story so far...