In 1982 Harry was two years old...
Or did you mean Snape's first year of teaching?

I think I like your song more

The fact that you do not have a "Professor Snape's Sorting Hat Song" story is a criminal offense, and you should feel bad about it.

Fun.

This is Hilarious!

Loved the song, positively delightful.

Can you do a one shot with snapes song?

This is my canon. Thank you and goodnight.

I absolutely loved it. It was hilarious!

i usually dont read humor or crack fics but oh lord this one had me in tears

Oh, oh, oh, this was precious! I don't know how it would do as an actual song, though.

giggle, if i was a professor this is probably what i would have wrote to the tune of "Alice Human Sacrifice VOCALOID " just be morbidly hilarious, only a hand full of muggle-borns would get it though.

''In some place, was a castle,
Who own it, was known
Such a truly magical castle it was,
The the Noble Hat thought,
I don't want to be vanishing in to history,
How do I get People to watch me?
The Noble Hat thought and thought,
And came up with something.
'If I get people to get sorted by me,
and let them make the world!'

The first House was for the man named Griffindor,
Who courageously held a sword in his hand,
Chopped down anything in his way
of making a red path for himself,

That House was brought deep into the bravery,
locked in to courage,
In addition to the way of daring,
and the nerve in the unknown

The second House was for the woman named Ravenclaw,
She looked for all the knowledge in the land,
To be fill with all kinds of intelligence,
And produced a wit filled world,

That house had blue and bronze,
And a cross-eyed man stole her diadem though,
she came out as the brightest of them all,
Everyone loved her, and tried to be like her.

The third House was for the Man named Slytherin,
He was a resourceful figure in the land,
For many people to delude,
A need for cunning was created,

That House was the Green,
He posses the dream of ambition,
He traveled to the country in a haste though,

The fourth House was for the Woman named Hufflepuff,
Bringing her hard work to the land,
Making loyalty to All kinds of fair play,
with big dedication,
and a little patience,
They were all dear to the yellow house,
But their dream has yet to be Mistaken.

Loved it!

Funny :) And ironic...

Should have made it Pink Floyd's, Another Brick in The Wall Part 2.