Oh my god...
The horror...
Usually the people who write fics like this tend to overuse the letter z in replacement of s. Zo they type lyk thiz. There so stoopid like ehmygod...
((Yes, yes that was intentional. Yes, yes it was painful to type. XD)

hilarious! thanks for posting :)

When I first saw this fanfiction, it was just a simple suggestion by sister, saying that THIS portrayed the TRUE horror of abusive and terrible fanfiction, the REALITY; but, of course, I didn't believe her. After all, it was just a suggestion...

No. It was not JUST a suggestion; THIS (and it may sound a bit personal) opened my soul, took out my memories of , and placed them before my eyes for closer inspection.

You are one of few authors I have seen to break out against this madness, rebel authors of this once decent (but now incredibly corrupted) website. Will these scarce, brave writers dwindle to extinction; or leave a legacy that will rise into a rebellion of the likes that has never been seen before, only to inevitably fail against the increasingly large armies of our counterparts?

But of course, this is only one review. One review may not have the power to change the minds of a thousand; it probably can't even gain some recognition, much less strike an uprising...

We are the like colonists against the British (and I have nothing against them) ; trying to found an independent nation before we are completely dominated.

As King Aragorn (from Lord of the Rings) said (more or less):

"There will come a day when the age of men comes crashing down, and all bonds of fellowship shall break. But today is not that day; today we fight!"

That never really meant anything to me, but now it does.

Also, a poem by Robert Frost, found in The Outsiders by S. E. Hinton:

Nature's first green is gold
It's hardest hue to hold
It's early leaf a flower
But only so an hour
Then leaf subsides to leaf
And Edin sank to grief
Dawn turns to day
Nothing gold can stay

Please strongly consider what that means.

Hint: Stay gold, candy,

STAY GOLD

Arthiel69

Haha this was so funny and im glad that you took the time to post this. I hope every author here has read this so they know that it's important that they proofread every story they write before posting it.

its really annoying to have to constantly read a story with so many mistakes(most of them you have already mentioned)

Anyway i hope you noticed that at one point you said that link killed malon not zelda... oh well what are you going to about. It was still funny either way_

Shut up skank. Yu nu funny. K? Thxbye

On a more serious note, yeah pretty much sums it all but you forgot that Link and or Malon had this amazing uber black/silver triforce that totally owned the golden one, thus making he/she/them the God of the new World.

On a even more serious note: 101 reviews, cuz I am that awesome.

That was funny. I thankfully have never come across a fanfiction like that because I sift very carefully. I hope the fanfiction I am currently writing is nothing like this.

/flees to proofread

hahahahahahaha... ohhhhhh this story is really representing a lot of the stories in in general xD

I have read a lot of stories like this, and it's the main reason why I filter the stories to search through the ones with more than 20.000 words (or 40.000) ... most of the stories with less words are this awful...

I hope the message got to this people who write that bad xD

*dies laughing*

I too am tired of sifting through shit.

Your so right about the crappy fics! I mean authors write these PATHETIC stories, post them, and get good reviews. I have posted several reviews telling the author to rewrite their story and make things connect, instead of disconect. And by the way... that was quite humorous, espically the reviews.

I could not have said it better myself.

The sad truth is, you are ABSOLUTELY right. I actually spend more time LOOKING for a decent story on this site than I do reading one. And they're all so shamefully repetitive. You click on the story, assuming it may be worth your while after reading the summary, then ditch it after reading the first sentence because that's all it takes to find how TERRIBLE the description is. Then you do it again... and again... and AGAIN, until you simply give up and refuse to lay eyes on another poorly developed sentence just to find something worth your reading time. Sadly, I was floating in the same boat years ago, something I am ashamed to admit. But at least I managed to learn from my mistakes. That's the other problem (which you mentioned and described well); although I feel ametuer writers should be given a break because they are learning, reviewers fail to tell authors what they're doing wrong. Then nothing is learned, and the same type of stories continue to show up. But I guess there's nothing we can do about it. Except write a hilarious story on it ;).

Well done, I enjoyed knowing that there are others besides me that grow tired of wasting their time searching for an epic story, but find that they are a Diamond in the Rough of .

this is fic is good.

very funny especially because you read the same mistakes all the time.

Favorite word used: pasionalttly, adv. with brainless fervor. exp. The little blond fangirl chased her fictional love pasionalttly.

Nice portrayal and perfect portrayal of most authors.

Thank you. I'm especially grateful that they went to Lake Hylia. They always go to Lake Hylia. I'm surprised that no one's moved there to set up a sleazy motel yet. I'd totally do something like that.

Also, I'm glad you pointed out that if Link were to kill Zelda, that would SORT of make him a criminal. I had that sort of issue with one of my stories a couple years ago. A lot of people wanted me to have Link kill Ingo. And all I could think of was, "Um, have you guys ever heard of murder? A justice system? Prison?" You know, just because Link kills monsters doesn't mean that everyone is just TOTALLY okay with him running around, skewering people.

I would say something like, "Gotta love 13-year-old fangirls!" but I think even I could write better stories when I was 13. Oh well.

Anyway, this story was definitely fun to read!