O-hohoho. Love this RaoulBashing poem. and you made it rhyme and stuff too! Man, I really hate that Fob.

Wow. I have to admit, reading phanatical's review was more entertaining than your pathetic excuse for a poem.

As for you, well, what is there to say? Another senseless Raoul basher. Good for you. I hope you enjoy raping the PotO fandom. You are good for little else. I suggest you read the book again, or more likely, for the first time. It may come in handy when you want to write thoughtless fangirl drivel.

I read this on aria... i love it! its all so true. lol. ]

haha that was funny.

i find this a rather funny poem! lol i know, he doesnt get his own song. he doesnt deserve it. he's not pretty enough

"Look at me, I'm so rich" - Obviously it was Raoul's fault that he was born into a rich family. As for Erik extorting 20,0 francs per month from the managers of the opera, that's totally capable of being overlooked.

"Curling my hair is such a bitch" - Yes, since Raoul seems to have a natural wave to his hair he obviously MUST curl it. Rich people only have stick straight hair and must curl it if there's any sort of wave involved.

"I stick my nose were it doesn’t belong" - Protecting his girlfriend from a crazed psychopath is so uncalled for, it's obscene!

"I don’t even get my own damn song" - I'd rather he not have his own song than to listen to Gerry butcher Music of the Night or sing that horrible piece of drivel No One Would Listen.

"I strut around the opera house like I own the place" - *facepalm* When does he do this again?

"Looking at reflections of my face" - Your hatred of Raoul is so pathetic and groundless that you have to make up things in order to hate him? That's pretty lame.

"My plans are dumb I will admit" - Yes, because planning to sing a freaking opera in front of people who know you are coming and wish to kill you just so you can grope some other guy's girl is SO brilliant.

"Sometimes I can be such a twit" - Like the author of this piece of insanity?

"Now you’ve heard my poem but I just can’t see" - Thank you god, it's almost over. Hallelujah and amen.

"Why the Phantom would ever want to punjab me!" - Because he's an insane murderer. Christine only picks Erik to save the man she loves.

Well, I just wasted five minutes of my life.