Ahahahaha, this is hilarious so far. On to the next chapter.

Moon button?

you never did a hundred TT_TT

XELLOS! I like Xellos. But I like Bakura-sama and Ryou-kun to!

Oh it's not that bad! I still find it amusing at the very least... that doesn't say much though i really have no life... _

To-(insert the most flatering adjectives here) Bakura

From-Theif Songs

Subject-questions and theif songs (yea i see the connections)

Some theif songs I can think of are Gypsies, Tramps, and Theives by Cher and also Jesse James by Cher again I think but don't quote me on it.

I love the 80's too. Not really sure why though. There are many things I can't explain.

I have questions of Bakura

1 If you were to write a Yu-Gi-Oh! FF, what would it be about?

2 Have you ever been attacked by a rabid fangirl?

3 I know you've said you don't want to marry, but if you found that one girl (asuming that [cause Ryou is your DECENDANT] you are not gay), what would you do?

4 If you were given one city anywhere in the world, what city would it be and why?

5 How much does Kaiba pay you?

6 Is he hiring people who can only speak English and live in the US?

7 Would you ever hit a child (i mean like serious child abuse)? I am listening to Hell is for Children by Pat Benatar, 1980. You should listen, it is very moving.

That's it for now. I might be back but I am not a stalker or overly obsesed fangirl.

~Theif Songs

From: Alecat

To: Sexy, All Mighty, Powerful, Smart, Spelling/Grammar Knowing, Wonderful and Future Ruler of the World Bakura (GOD) and Sexy, Mighty, Smart, Wonderful, Powerful, Rich Seto

Subject: I can baby-sit

Hey Bakura and Seto. You are always complaining about having to babysit. I could do it, but I would require a few things.

Here is my list:(These are not senteces, just ideas.)

1) a yard stick to keep my distance

2) a small ruler to whack people with

3) duct tape and lots of it (it comes in pretty colors now)

4) something to bribe people with

5) a list of their fears

6) a hug from both of you, Ryou, Mokuba, and Malik

7) a deal with Kaiba Corp to make a solar power laptop charger so people with lousy batteries coughmecough can be able to go outside with our laptops

8) I want to be the ruler of Tuvalu (a country of many islands in Oceania about ten square miles or so)

9) be part of any planning cause I have bunch of ideas and my brain works in strange ways so I can be very helpful

10) I want to be paid good money, USA dollars, and I want however much Bakura is getting 'cause I know that is a lot of money and I'm practically broke

That's it for now. I hope that is not too much to ask for. I also have a "Free Bakura Hug" cupoun so I'll still get a hug. There is also my "free hug" cupoun I got this spring my mom won't let me use.

Even though you are on stirke when I wrote this letter I still

checked it over.

With much respect, Alecat

this feedback is for LEO i think you should put a pokemon character into the story no pikachu (or who ever is a fave) i think kura would like that

From-chocolateandcookies

To-The All Mighty and Smart and Theifing and Sexy Theif King Bakura (GOD)

Subject-Duno really

OMSB (oh my sexy Bakura) I just had a whole letter writeen out. Then somehow I managed to delete it. So now I am just going to say the basics because I do not want to write the whole thing again. I am typing on something with no spell check so please bare with me.

You should have your own religion where you are god of spelling, theifering, sexiness, and rabid fangirls. OMSB comes from that religion that can only be named by you.

Can I join you when you take over the world? I don't want to be in your army, I wanna be your cook. My family has a bunch of recipies [spelling? I think it has a "t"] for breakfast, dinner, and dessert. My dad grills over a charcoal [sopelling] fire and is amazing. He also makes fudge (chocolate and peanutbutter). My mom does chocolate chip cookies, brownies, Death-By-Chocolate Bunt Cake (sometimes giant muffins), and a few other things. My favorte dinner is peper steak. If you are wandering [or is it wondering?] I am bragging and I have a right to. My friends love me for the goodies I bring. I am also a girl scout and will gove you those ONLY if you give me money, I don't care if it is Yami's but it must be legal US bills.

If you and Ryou had a bet, which do you think would happen first: Ryou cuss or you say "please" or "thank you" in a normal, polite way. If Ryou lost, what would he have to do?

I think that is it. You, Seto, Malik, and Mokuba are my faves.

~a pathetic, Bakura-loving, Seto/Malik/Mokuba-liking, chocoholic mortal (yes I am sucking up a little bit)

usagal1776

Bakura, you could total rule the world you could dress up like a Russian, kill the pres and priminister in every country and creat WWI then when everythin is in pieces come along and take over every country under a diff name and identity then sell them to yourself and own the world i bet kaiba will help you then you will forever and always be better than yami you could also have mafia pegasis as your general and have him creat an unbeatable deck

BTW I LOVE YOU you and any other bakura in your world are my fave

~a pathetic mortal with a messed up mind

PS please dont kill me or the internet i like my laptop and wifi you could get a total awesome laptop with EVERYTHING when you buy everything you are also my first fave author

From: Zina and thorn.

To: Bakura the very Sexy thief Spirit.

Subject: I will always do your bidding.

Bakura,

I love you and I would do anything that you tell me to do.

I hate all little furry little animals and would love to send them to the shadows hahahaha and I just love Bakura. Thorn what are you doing get away from the computer. Sorry that was my other side my name is Zina Rose Minamoto and I have long blond hair and green eyes and my yami thorn has long black hair with dark green eyes and she loves you bakura and marik and would do anything you what her to do. BAKURA IS MY MASTER and I am his slave! Love, Zina and Yami thorn

P.S Write back soon to tell me what you want me to do?

cool very funny :P

Welcome back Leo! And welcome back Bakura! Wow i love the rants in this one! and would you have gotten Yukimura and Kyo from samurai deeper kyo? That is so awesome if you did! Anyway, I hope you do make it to 100 beacause than you would have kept my interest for a whole hundred chapters! And that's saying something! I do believe this story gets better and better with every chapter so good luck and keep up the good work!

I love this! The... randomness is just so refreshing!

... It's like all those charas really exist in our universe! Yay!

... so please update again when you feel like it... cause this just made my day.

Both letter and response were totaly EPIC. Rooting for you to make 100 m'amsir~!