Lol! I remember a few months back I found all of my old writings saved in my dinosaur computer, and I nearly cried at how bad it was. Yours, it seems, sounds MUCH better than mine did. Hooray for the 9-year-old writers!

Hm... (DOTS lol!)

Pretty good for a nine-year old, especially in vocab!

Loved your coments and I hope you get your avatar lol!

luv

squee

Oh man, that made me giggle so much _ This line made me laugh out loud, and I'm still not sure why:

“Can I go home?” asked Christine.

“Yeah.”

XD XD Thanks for sharing this with phanwank. And I have to say, you wrote a LOT better than I did when I was nine. Seriously, I'm actually impressed. I didn't write any of my adventures down when I was that age (alas) but I did write a "journal" for one of the characters on Star Trek: Voyager (my favoritest show ever when I was nine) and it was...let's just not go there (I still love that show, though).

OMG I used to write stuff like this and that was exactly the reason I don't write anymore, because I was so embarresed by it XD At least you know how to take it and make fun of yourself! (I'll stick to drawing though hahah)

Oh but it was so hilarious, I love your comments. The sad fact is that there are fics out there like this written by 20 year olds and the funny part is I make comments in my head exactly like these XD

Awesome job!

I adore this story! That is impressing for a girl of nine. Of course, I prefer the 'edited/commets' one. I read this fic at midnight, when my dad had told me to go to bed at eleven. I didn't. I decided to read fanfics instead. And you know what? I almost woke a completely sleeping house with my hysterical laughing, which were forced to be muffled in what ended up a very wet pillow.

I've written a few fics in my 5th grade life. And I could insert your comments in all of them, post them here, and recieve a similar and very funny result. But I won't. Because that will be plagiarizing xD

Anyhoo, if you want something to chear you up, just read the qoutes in my profile. I'm sure you'll enjoy them. Three hundred thumbs up, and keep up the good work!

ha ha HAHA

I loved this!

this is probably better than I could write at the age of 9.

AND NOW

I will list my favourite parts starting from the beginning to the end...

-Christine’s family said she was just beautiful for no real reason. (Or maybe because she’s been Mary Sued beyond recognition.)

-“You are very arrogant and very rude. I would truly appreciate it you would stop talking to me like that.” (Yeah, Christine, you tell him, you bra-burning feminist, you.)

-“The ugliness that segregated me from humankind. Damn that acid!” (Nothing ruins your day like acid.)

-“Oh, cheer up! There’s always tomorrow.” (And at this moment, any hope for being a good phanphic finally dies in a very bloody manner.)

- He was quite young, but had a full beard. (This is because Raoul was played by the doll representing the Grand Duchess Anastasia’s father. The same doll, naked save a cape belonging to Queen Amidala from Star Wars, later fought crime with the Whacked-Out Hero Squad as Cloak Man, alongside Kick Girl, Fortune Cookie and The Bug. Yes, that is the sort of stuff I played with my dolls.) I laughed so hard at that part!

-“I wouldn’t want to marry you. I’m going to ask a man if he would like to become my betrothed today.” (Yes. Christine is not only planning to ask Raoul to marry her, she tells Erik about it. While we’re at it, heaven is down, hell is up, it’s raining monkeys and wood is now a drink.) hahaha, wood, AS A DRINK. that my friend, was clever.

-Erik paused. This woman was quite easily set apart from her peers. She was beautiful and smart. Was that good or bad, he wondered. (Not only is Christine unrealistically feminist, Erik has a Romance Novel Moment and, rather than be pissed off that she’s not his, he decides it merely spices up the chase. Would you like some ice with your log, sir?) I LAUGHED AT THIS FOR LIKE 5 MINUTES

-Suddenly, it all came to her. It was the same awful feeling Erik had about his mask. Poked and prodded because of a mask and a gown. (Omigosh, it’s zackly the same!1!)

-Just then Michelle Sorelli, the leader of the corps de ballet, and Madame Valerius, Christine’s adopted aunt, both entered. (Pointless Leroux ’t get excited.) OMG I TOTALLY AGREE, LEROUX DID A LOT OF NAMEDROPPING!

-As Christine sang on, pieces of scenery crashed more than they should. (They should?)

-Erik nearly panted, hoping she would say yes. (Down, boy.)

-

“I will.” (But wasn’t she the one who-? Wait, what? Oh, never mind; we’ve got a scream with a lot of unnecessary vowels and punctuation coming up.)

-The opera was performed. Erik was satisfied.

(Good.)

But once, in a different performance of Faust, Erik just abducted Christine. She was singing as Margarita when the lights flashed, chains rattled- and the diva vanished! The young, pretty brunette singer was gone. Everyone searched. Nothing was found.

(Not good.)

Man, I have a lot of favourite parts. well I absolutely LOVED THIS.

AND GUESS WHAT

IT'S GOING ON MY FAVOURITES (or rather "favorites" now, back to my ranting) LIST

sorry if I like totally freaked you out

cheers,

Caroline Butler

Oh, that was some funny crap, right there. I don't think I would have the courage to put some of my "early writing" out on the internet, but your little additions certainly make it hysterical. The sad thing is, I've read some phanphic written by adults that are about as good.

i must say that your little coments were almost the best part! The same thing has happend to me but i dont post mine! woohoo go phantom!

*coughs* This is the best fanfic I've seen all day.

That saddens me. xD;;

Hysterically funny, no offense.

Dang. I sound like Willy Wonka. *Shrugs*

Anyhoo, I nearly died laughing. I remember writing stupid stories when I was little, (I expected them to be on the New York Times Best Sellers list soon afterwards), so this story was twice as funny for me, just because I remember writing stuff like that. Anyways... HILARIOUS!

I loved it! This was the most histarical story I have ever read. I laughed untill I cried.

That was completely hilarious! I laughed SO hard! Of course I don't think I could write that good when I was nine. Oh well!

Good for you, Megan! "Seductive songs about the power of darkness and music? We don't need no stinkin' seductive songs about the power of darkness and music!" That cracked me up! You're really good at laughing at yourself. I applaud you! And, yes, we have all written crap like this. Still, not bad for a fifth-grader. This was hilarious!

Hey, not too horribly unsettling... You did pretty good for being nine years old. I laughed hard, especially at Jamme's haricut... hehehe... and your extra notes make it quite hilarious.

Amore Per Sempre...

Wow...this was hysterical! I greatly admire you for wanking your own phic, something I've always wanted to do. You did a great job! I cackled away to myself consistently throughout the entire thing. A couple of things I loved:

"Elongated yellow fruit" - Yikes that was hilarious! And a very good way of putting it...

"Insert porn music here" - that was brilliant. I don't know why but the timing of that line set me off.

This was really funny...if you ever find any more of your old stories lying around, please give us another one!