WOW! I have to say that these ficlets are the BEST IN THE WORLD! So amusing and totally random so I can understand it. Strangely enough I can only understand random things. Anything that makes an ounce of sense goes right over my head. Oh can you include a rap about cheese in one of your ficlets because my friend once made a bet with someone where she had to make up a rap about cheese by the end of the day. We had so much fun... XD AND we actually sang it in front of our school for a talent competition and WE WON! It was worth the embarrasment for the creme egg... to share between four of us...

hahaha good. I liked the orphan one. lolololol

"Humano-broomstick Relations Act 1258-b.2"... lol

Lovely work again. I hope you continue, eventually. I can't find any poll, but here's a vote for MORE. "Bread, water, and Ficlets!"

I've had a déjà-vue with the halibut... and not from earlier Ficlets... I demand royalties!

haha hilarious again. I have heard the last one before and 126 seems oddly familiar...

haha you continue to make me laugh! this is great. you should have kept the older ones though, even if they were bad

Thanks for including the idea. If you're still stuck for ideas, or even if your not, you could have one where harry and ron (or any two people) are insulting each other. just use random insults and make them seem offended. examples are:

mouse-evaporating umbrella bird,

anchovie stuffed printer,

retarded amplifyer,

genetically-modified turnip-eating Deplhic Oracle, bio-degradable communist scarf-licking creamy hoojamaflip and

politically incorrect obtuse irrelevant half-nackered light-refracting repugnant injudicious logarithmic porous lacklustre monotonous agregious reprehensible piece of mature gruyere,

and then reveal that they were given theasauruses for christmas.

Ah this is hilarious. I've got a few ideas, but you choosee what to do:

1. jarred babies in a linen closet.

2. a public service announcement about almost extinct furry manatees.

3. awkward elevator music and men.

So, WOW! I can totally recoginse the scrub-li-ness.

My friends have dubbed me Elliot. All I have to say to taht is... "So's your face!"

These little ficklets would make AWESOME challenges... Like for instance...

Write a oneshot involcing ficlet 40. It needs to be between 500 and 10 words long, and end with everyone enjoying a large meal...

SEE? Wouldn't it be FABULOUS?

Hahaha these are so funny!

Very good series or ficlets, just read through the lot. If you are in need of ideas then I have two off the top of my head:

No. 1 Harry starts the day extremely optimisticly but when a passing purple moose asks a stupid question such as "how many grams of teflon can fit into a fountain pen?". Harry subsequently develops a nervous breakdown and commits suicide. He could be brought back to life for the sake of continuity in later ficlets although if it gets too long you could cut that out.

No. 2 Remember ficlet 105 where harry gets blanked and relates it to mafia sending each other fish? Ron could receive a fish in the mail from someone with a stereotypical Italian name and Ginny could have a flashback and accuse Ron of being in the mafia. Ron then says, "Thats stupid, I definitely am not in the mafia and I will not be responsible for the deaths of everyone listening to me now which will happen tonight. DAMN! Stupid mind talking out loud again grumble grumble. And again! And again! Shut Up will you!

I love this. LOL, like...immensely.

I laughed aloud like a dozen times at least.

Keep it up!

''I don’t like it when someone serves you hotdogs on a plate with a load of boiled vegetables and you’re just like ‘what the hell? I’m not German!’’

Haha. favorite line! ]

I just wanted to say that #69 reminded me so much of Scrubs, the tv show. It made me really happy :) The Santa one, too, is something I could see Stewie from Family Guy saying.

This was so enjoyable! I loved it :)