Wow this was cute and funny and very realistic.
I love it

Adored it. It was funny, sad, poetic, sweet and quirky. Absolute perfection with how it handled the emotions.

Oh, my goodness. The best sentence ever:

His future descendants were killed by an umbrella that quacked when you pushed its beak.

And right after comes this paragraph:

The downfall of their society began when people forgot their telephone manners, Hermione realized. "What do you mean, who the hell am I? First Ron, then you—next thing we know, the Queen will start answering her telephone with obscenities."

"Oh, Granger. It's you and your swotty accent come to plague me again. And how do you know the Queen doesn't answer her phone with, 'Fuck off before I send my knights to kill you all'? Although that threat mightn't work, seeing as she's knighted far too many Americans and old people for my liking."

And right after that comes: "Are you prepared for the responsibility of a proper relationship with my son? Can you appreciate at least a few aspects of his personality?

And everything in between. I haven't laughed so hard in quite a while, thanks you guys, you made somebody happy (me).

Absolutely priceless, can't write more, I'm still shaking for laughing

Cheers

M

This is amazingly written. (:

Loved it *-* Would you let me translate it into Portuguese?

That was lovely! Definitely the longest short story ever. And quite possibly the most beautiful kiss ever!

Aw! Whereas Ron/Pansy isn't nearly as awesome as the Harry/Pansy elective, it was still a VERY cute story. My favourite line would have to be this one:

"Changing her hysterical giggle to a cough, Hermione graciously refrained from informing Lucius that his son was only a little taller than her, probably weighed ten pounds less than her, and was anemically pale and had on more than one occasion been mistaken for a girl because his eyes were so big and gray and his hair was so pretty."

Mostly because it describes everything that Draco encompasses and has encompassed (cool word, no?) throughout his lifetime-in the field of Manorexia, hideous deprivation of the sun and phenominally flaxen hair...Oh yes, and the fact that he is more than 3/4ths albino of course. Throw in huge grey eyes (you forgot the framed with lashes!) and you have the perfect (albeit short) Draco.

And this review made absolutely NO sense, but I sincerely hope it was appreciated anyway!

An Indefinite Amount of Peaches,

Anya

Ah this was amazzing-wonderful-entertaining-humorous-and. well, actually, I've run out of corny, hackneyed adjectives to use. so for everyone's sake, I'll stop now.

but yes, this story was great.

I loved it.

esp. this line:

"...and maybe because the connoisseur in her thought that the other side of Draco’s face looked a bit bare next to Pansy’s impressive craftsmanship."

haha.

alright.

well then, now that I'm finished rambling... gbye.

I liked it! Loved the humor and the way you wrote it!

I love this story; it makes me feel, well, hopeful.

All of my favorite authors in one. That's completely wonderful! How awesome is that!

You guys keep this up!

And this story was hysterical. I like Draco in here and his uncivilness.

-Lylian

Your story was absolutely hilarious! I loved it, it was just wonderful!

So great. :) The opening line, about Ron seeing Pansy, and...the one about the vacuum cleaner were so absolutely HILARIOUS! :) So incredibly great. :D

oh god i so loved it! send me a copy please!

This was perfect. It just broke my heart because real life never gets that good. Gah. I love this story so much. You rock and i want to go cry because it's so luffly. I'm all sappy and smiley now. I want to go hug my teddy bear.