How do you eat a disclaimer?
Would they taste good with marmite?
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What is Stinknose's contact information?
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Wow, um. That was . . . intense.
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Huggbees!
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Wow . . .
His dad. Wait, no, his dad would torture him. Sirius.
Creepy.
Yes . . .
Everyone
. . . Hope he's okay soon.
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OOHH SOOOOO FUNNY. Where do you get your ideas?
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Ohhh, I agree with Severus.
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. . .

You remind me of myself.

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Excellent reference to Dumbledore's favorite flavour of jam. I wonder how many people remember that. Hmmm...
Something to turn them inside out, live forever, never be able to sleep or fall unconscious, and feel everything. Or maybe they have to eat themselves.
OOO. OR WE COULD MAKE A SPELL THAT WOULD MAKE THEM GOOD. ENTIRELY GOOD. Not light, but good. Light doesn't automatically mean good. A simple stunner killed Sirius. A freezing charm paired with a shattering hex could kill someone, and those aren't 'dark', per see. I really don't think that magic is light or dark. Pretty much anything could seriously hurt someone. It matters what you do with it, but in the end, magic is just magic. It's not inherently good or bad, it just is. Maybe that's why Harry Potter got away with using the Unforgivables. He didn't even get reprimanded. I don't like Unforgivables. (That was a big sore spot for me)
Sev's dad. Demons. Blech. Question: Does Lucifer exist here? (I know that 'lucius' is a play on words, that doesn't count.)
To Sirius: Yes, yes of course he's just making them up! Haven't you ever read 'Harry Potter'? Oh wait . . .
You wouldn't . . . Too bad! Go do that!
By the way, you recommended a Textualsphinx 'Sorting Song by Severus'. It was really good. Did you know that (s)he/them/xie/whatever other pronouns this person identifies with wrote another sorting song. It was briefly mentioned in the one you recommended.(You know, the one that 'made a bunch of the first years sneak back to the boats') It's not quite as epic as the first, but just as good quality. (I like alternative sorting songs). I just wanted you to know if you didn't already.
Huggbees,
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Ooo. You like that movie? I don't know anyone else who does. But hey, everyone enjoys something that someone else does to, even if you never know it!
A couple cats
Well, you either need a really good Seeker or a flying cat. GO SKITTLES!
Poison, good logic and a whole bunch of Chocolate Frogs, and an elephant. You can guess what you do with the elephant.
My turn!
What's your favorite color?
What's your house, and what's your favorite house?
Are you ASD?
OCD?
Do you like dogs?
Have you heard of fibromyalgia?
What's your strategy for world peace?
Have you killed anyone?(I hope not)
Can you sing the lyrics to 'I Don't Care' or 'I'm not quite human'?
Are you straight?
Do you want to be a different gender?
Do you like the taste of blood?
What's the worst description of blood you've ever heard?
Till later!
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Why yes, yes I would like to join AAMD. Fascinating club. Have you tried extermination by puppy? They really seem to like eating them.
Saboo
Because it has ants on it's head
Nope!
Skittles. Would you believe me if I told you that I've never eaten a skittle? (It's true. I don't eat candy. Look on the ingredient list. Do you know what carnuba wax is? Car wax. I'm not kidding. You're eating car wax. How do you feel about that?)
Because, in my father's words, 'all men/boys are idiots'. I pointed out that he was a man. He didn't correct me. (I like my dad. He's a joker. We regularly taunt each other. I'm the second daughter, and I can always make my family laugh.)
No . . . Sorry. I don't really 'do' technology. I barely figured out how to review. But I did, so now you're stuck with me and my oddities. Mwahaha.
The whales drank it.
Cheerio.
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Great! Pandemic quarantine is just fine. Hopefully we'll open up in a year or five.
Yep
Nope
Yep
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Wooden
Thanks for more weirdness!
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Excellent authors notes, I am forced to admit.
Life
Death
Wagtail
Blood red (it tastes like it. The really weird kind you get at a not-healthfood-store, that is. I don't eat that kind often, though, because it tastes like someone poisoned the blood it tastes like it's injected with. Gross. I'll take my blood untainted, please and thank you very much)
Quintaped puke. Told you so
Nope
Definitely
Greebe
Because they're awesome, that's why
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? 'Eat a beaver, save a tree'? 'Shave the whales'? 'Long live life'? . . .
Where are you getting this stuff?
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The sky.
The door
The oh-so-miraculous ending of Peter Pan. Really. Who saw that coming? I mean, who would expect a HAPPY ENDING from DISNEY. GASP.
Don't get up at four a.m.
KILL HER! (or not. Maybe just let her be? Does that work?)
Don't worry. I do not believe in flames. TO FLAMERS: RUDE! No one wants flames. Don't like, don't read.
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