This is just hilarious... funniest one-shot Ive read in a while. I cant even begin to number all the times I laughed outright.

The scene between Wilson and House in the closet was definitely one of my favorites, and the following remark "We were in the closet," Wilson said brightly" was so fitting :D

The description of Cuddy tackling House or Wilson running down the hallway with a mob in his hand were great as well :)

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That was really...

Strange?

Wonderful?

Hilarious?

Wilson was fantastic. It was better than when House put speed in his coffee, and that's one of my favorite Wilson moments ever. And I really like Wilson. A lot. Chase was fabulously wimpy and pathetic. Cuddy was appropriately viscous. Foreman and Cameron were... actually, what I'd expect from them on any given day, just a little more extreme. Fantastic job, you are a genius.

I adore this insane little story. I was half expecting some slash to happen in the closet, but it's fine that it didn't. :D

I have to say, this was brilliant. Though I think more could have been done with it. Didn't seem nearly as overthetop as it could have been. But as it is, it's great!

That was so great, I was in tears laughing. Really, it was just what I needed. Kudos! -Terri

You are amazing! I just cracked up over that- especially the part about Cuddy wanting House to go out on the streets with a shotgun. Too funny!

He glanced at Wilson, who was waving a mop maniacally and charging down the corridor ahead of him with what sounded suspiciously like video game noises

and th duel.

*dies from laughter*

I love you. Seriously. I'm gonna keep you locked up and poke you with sticks until you write more...

But, I mean, wtf? I'm getting the weirdest looks from my brother - the laughing's pissing him off, I think...

And the closet thing... brilliant...

You're a genius.

Wilson. Was. So. Hilarious.

Hm.. interesting idea. It seems like one of those ideas I would have after 48 hours without sleep and about a zillion shots of caffeine. Like electrified, delirious overtiredness.

Oh, sweet, wonderful coffee. See what happens without your heavenly goodness?

Hilarious! I couldn't stop laughing, especially when Cuddy attacked House in his office and he says "Jesus woman! If you want sex that badly-" and Wilson's line "Whuzzataboutcoffee?".

very well written. Very creative plot

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nosrsly.

I like the plot! I'm not sure how realistic the characters were, since I'm a fairly new House fan, but it seemed Chase was being portrayed as too much of a wienie... was it just part of the craziness? if so, then it makes sense, and all i have to say about it, is nice! _

Okay, totally, completely ridiculous...but oh so funny all the same. ;) Just enough Shawn of the Dead to be really, really funny. :)

Great little bit of silliness. ;)

That must be one of the most hilarious weirdest House fics I've ever read.

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