Reviews for The Randomest Story Ever!
lilbratty74 chapter 8 . 8/12/2008
I AM OFFICIALLY IN LOVE WITH THIS STORY CAN I MARRY IT? PLEASE?

I WOULD LOVE AND CHERISH IT FOREVER AND EVER!

Anyway that was the funniest thing i have ever read

Are you gonna do one for the sixth move when it comes out?

you should!
lilbratty74 chapter 3 . 8/12/2008
DUMBLEDORE:Triwizard-glory-and-shit

WEASLEY TWINS:Wicked

DUMBELDORE: But you cant cause ur too young

WEASLEY TWINS: Fuck you!

VOLDEMORT: Now I call my Death Eaters to me. Lucius, I know that's you, I can see your flowing platinum locks from under your mask.

LUCIUS: Er, if I had just caught one whiff of your cologne, my lord...

VOLDEMORT: Liar. I called your house and you said 'I'm sorry, this is Mallory's Pizza Parlour' and hung up. Bitchass.

These two parts made me laugh so hard

I freakin love this story its so kickass and hilarious
alysstiller chapter 1 . 12/22/2007
This is the funniest shit i ever read write more
Princessenr1 chapter 8 . 8/13/2007
i am laughing so hard right now! please keep up the randomness..it makes for a great break from reading about death, destruction, and hermione losing her virginity *realizes what i have typed*, i mean death, destuction, and catastrophes. keep up the amazingness!
Smashing Pumpkins Head chapter 1 . 8/4/2007
Wow first learn how to type. mate. This is really annoying to read.
RunForTheHills chapter 8 . 8/1/2007
Omg, that was hilarious!So random but I guess that was the title after favourite bit was "VOLDEMORT:Ah, let me caress his face with my foot", lmao at it.

Oh, and I thought the Occlumency lessons were bursting with innuendo !(Although some people looked quite scandalized as I laughed at "We've been at it for hours, I need rest.")

RunForTheHills
celinejonas chapter 1 . 12/14/2006
oh my god! i friggin love this! holy crap it's so hilarious!
MomoFoSho chapter 3 . 12/12/2006
omg

i love this, it's seriously hilarious

you should read some of the random stuff me and my friend wrote

seriously, here's her penname:TireInTheFace123

and our story is called: The Most Randomist Story Ever

again, loving this!
give em enough rope chapter 3 . 8/4/2006
Hi Sarah! In all honesty, I normally hate stuff like this, but...

"MAZE:-is ominous-

-

CEDRIC:-dead-

HARRY:shit

VOLDEMORT:Ah, let me caress his face with my foot

HARRY:Sick"

This made me piss myself. fantastic.

Laura
CAHLAY chapter 3 . 7/2/2006
o my god... i literally had to stuff my hands in my mouth and suffocate myself to stop laughing my ass off. do more movie parodies!
CrimsonxVelvet chapter 7 . 6/9/2006
It's like you invented swear words.

Actually, I would disapprove of this fan fiction to begin with, if you didn't give us the warning that you were hyper and all. (I might have done the same in your situation.)

At the moment, though, I tried to read this from another's point of view (not mine, because I don't approve of constant swearing and random stuff that shouldn't be put into a Harry Potter fan fiction) but I eventually found it funny.

Don't ask me why, but... Brilliant.
feelinkindadum chapter 7 . 6/8/2006
This is the greatest thing I have ever read...

I'm speechless.

Thank you for giving me something to read when I'm hyper as hell and bored out of my mind at 430 in the AM...
Sarcastic102391 chapter 1 . 4/23/2006
oww my god that's all i have to say
astrid-ink chapter 7 . 4/17/2006
I have no reason why...but...I am going to add this to my alerts, I am going to add you as a favourite author...I have no reasoning behind this.

Other than your fowl mouth and fantastic sense of humour.

So thats me, out on a whim. Whimmy whim whim. Yesh O_o

x
astrid-ink chapter 3 . 4/17/2006
Sorry, for the lyke, total review spam. Normally I hate stuff like this but this is pretty dudey actually.

Actually its fucking hilarious...LOVE IT :D
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