This is hilarious.

Oo oh man, that's too funny XD I can't stop laughing. Oh jeez

But.. handcuffs O_o *pales considerably* I don't want to know...O.e

-Breaks down into convulsions of gut-splitting laughter.- Oh my lord, you have a good talent for writing stuff. I just couldn't help bursting into laughter at the whole 'Doris' thing. Haha! Good one. -Slaps on the back, then goes wandering off to find some more laughs.-

"I am proud to employ her in more ways than one. Please don’t tell your mother I said that.”"

I think I love you. No, really. You win at life.

Random useless fact...did you know that rhino horns are made of compressed hair?

And Yay for Doris.

I think your keyboard "said Mrs. Bucket" has a skip "said Mrs. Bucket" You should really "said Mrs. Bucket" have it looked at "said Mrs. Bucket" in case there's something "said Mrs. Bucket" mortally wrong with it.

Just a thought.

I'm sure I could extend this review much longer, but it is currently 2:20 am, and I should really be sleeping, not to mention my brain shuts off at 2am precisely, so I'm running off of residual brain power as it is. It could die at any moment. So for my own safety, I need to be going.

Yeah, that's it...*shifty eyes*

Anyways, you win at life. Seriously. And I'm being perfectly serious about that. Not Siriusly, though. Seriously.

On that note...

Fondly,

MG

This is one of those wonderfully disturbing pieces that we should use to scare off all the badfic authors. As good as, maybe better than, "Well, I Think We're Alone Now." XD

This was really funny. XD Though a tad scary (since Deep Roy isn't exactly my cup of tea as far as cross dressers go). Nice job.

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RHINOS!

I feel so very special now.

*laughs*

and the idea of a Wonka!Charlie is almost frightening.

*giggles* Well done!

wow.

Jeeves

*falls off chair*

LOL!

well done!

Well it's funny, you had me giggling, but nowhere near your Improv.

Yet another story with the same comedy methods. It's become redundant and droll. You're losing your touch, Random-Battlecry.

Great Ran. I don't know anyone else who can take this random of stuff, put it together, and make it funny. Disturbing, but wildly hilarious. :D Doris...handcuffs... *blinks* And Wonka's conversation with Charlier, brilliant. Great story.