Reviews for Life's Lessons
Fire and Snow chapter 3 . 8/6/2015
You must Write more this grate!
CorprallFrond chapter 1 . 3/31/2012
Hahah love it. I understant where Artemis Fowl senior is coming from it hard to say moo in a dignified manner.
Beckett Simpleton chapter 2 . 4/5/2011
Oh fantastic, I lolled.

'Nice try, Artemis.' Great, just... I can so imagine Arty doing that.
Minevera Elizabeth Juniper chapter 3 . 3/27/2011
I LOVE THIS! Are you ever going to post another chapter? I would love you if you did! :D
Mandanza chapter 3 . 11/14/2007
This was both adorable and hilarious at the same time. Even if Arty was kind of naive when he was little, like all kids are, he was still way too cute for his own good.

Well, I can say that I made a lot of 'aww'-sounds and laughing when I read this. I would absolutely like to read more.

I just can't get enough of toddler-Arty :)
XdropXaXheartX99 chapter 3 . 3/17/2007
The next morning…

“Juliet! You can’t do that, you could get cataracts!”

That's really hilarious) Poor Arti... His daddy was being mean, sticking him under his arm like that...

All in all, good story. I liked it)
XdropXaXheartX99 chapter 1 . 3/17/2007
That was adorable! I can't help thinking about what little 3-year-old Arti looks likeD

Nice chapterD
Strawberriedanish chapter 3 . 12/27/2006
Hey. Tora here. Good story, it's both very funny and cute. Keep it up!
Bibliophile90 chapter 3 . 9/17/2006
GAH! Sweet, innocent, naive little Arty? NEVER! Hahaha, great job on this fic, now I know not to roll my eyes again.
welovechocolate chapter 2 . 6/29/2006
LoL. that was very cute! very cute! Thanks so much. Appreciate it.

~welovechocolate~
welovechocolate chapter 1 . 6/29/2006
AH! ("sputtering") "...mean old mr...thinks he's too GOOD...to hug his own...SON! AG! lol. well, it was very well writen, and you got your point across without straining too much. Thanks so much! ttyl.

~welovechocolate~

(poor Arty)
The Humble Mosquito chapter 3 . 5/10/2006
*Really should have judgedated this fic, but kind of didn't bother with humour!fic.* Incidentally, I am extremely annoyed that this was nommed for humour. It's *so* much more sophisticated than that.

I'm not a very consistent reviewer. About 5 a month. But I read this on crim today (yes, I know, it's been on there for ages), and I just had to fly over here and review.

This was super, super, super!

As I say, too good to be humour - despite some lovely wit. It just kept kicking me in the guts.

If I have one criticism, it's that maybe some of the interactions seemed a little... stereotypical. Particularly in "Eye Rolling," which I thought was not *quite* as good.
Spacemin Spiff chapter 3 . 2/28/2006
Hilarious! I can't wait for the next chapter. I expecially liked the wilting part 'nothing in a Fowl ever wilts'!
SweetGoth chapter 3 . 2/25/2006
HAhahaha! I suppose it was Artemis II who said the last line. Really good!
random pineappleness chapter 3 . 2/24/2006
aw- Timmy's mean :(

scarred for life- *sudden thought* maybe this is where arty's hatred of 'teenagery' things comes from? ;) who knows. funfun
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