Why would anyone want to flame your randomness, it was refeshing...so many people take the whole Hellsing fic thing way too far...they get so stressy *shesh* Now..may I add something to that:

Beth(that's me): (pops head around door)Ok, that's a wrap. Alucard, you're wanted in makeup.

A; Why? (Fighting chains- succeeds)

Beth: No reason, the makeup artist wants your autograph..and um...I hate repeating that sick bitch. *sniffs _*

A: This was a ridiculous farce! And now I have to feign pleasantry to a sex-obsessed makeup artist? Wonderful.

Beth: If it's any concelation, me thinks she's up for a (i)lovebite(/i)

A: (raises eyebrow)

I: I don't think so, Alucard.

D and T: (barks mockingly)

A: (Pulls out gun) Why you-

Beth: Ok! I think someone needs a timeout!(Gives rubix cube)

A: (Looks confused) What am I meant to do with this?

Beth: Get all the colour on the right sides, red on one side green on another etc etc. Anyone who cant do it is thick and stupid.

A: It's easy. (jumbles it up, getting very confused and engrossed, gun is put back so he can complete rubix cube)

Beth: (whispers to D and T) That always works, Anderson is round the back trying it too...(Everyone looks over to a corner where A has sloped off to, sitting next to to An as they try to do rubix, both looking very confused)

Beth: The downside is that soon it will wear off and they will be twice as pissy.

D: So whats the plan?

T: I reckon we should've rigged the cubes with sleepy gas. (both nod gravely)

Beth: Uum...I was hopeing we could clear the building before that happens. The usual human takes an hour to get pissy at the cube. As neither of them are human I think we have ten seconds...(everyone looks very wide-eyed)

D and T: RUN! (everyone running in slow mo to get to the stagedoors, nympho makeup artist is behind them wearing nothing but a basque and her assistant is shackled up and trying to catch up with them. The door slams shut, slow-mo flying as everyone ducks- BUILDING EXPLODES WITH "I'LL KILL YOU ANDERSON!" AND "SCUM-VAMPIRE-DIE!" even bigger explosion.

I reckon your little interview is very contagious...:P

Thank you very much. Loved this

XBethX

LOL!This was so funny!(falls on the floor)

This. Was. The. Funnyest thin ive read in a long time. You are making me be unfaithfull to my dream of keeping A'kard serious. Curse the briliance of your writing! he he...anywho, i liked it.

*Laugh out loud

This was so funny! What an original idea. And I loved it. You have to do this again sometime okay?

I really really loved it.

*Walks away laughing

*starts choking* AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *cough* HAHAHAHA ... HA ... HA ... HA ... i can't stop laughing ... oh ... godammit that was SO friggin funny ... i almost cried i was laughing so hard

very funny i really enjoyed the happy bullets thing it was really good

OMFG! LOL! LMAO! This was so funny.

Er...you know this was really funny...but um...I'm glad Ri-chan isn't here today... she'd be dieing...of laughter...

OMG OMFG (laughing so hard falls off chair(which accual makes no sense since I'm sitting on the floor)) HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAH RANDOMNESS RULES! Oh by the way in case it to sutle this is the best (starts tearing up) peice of Fanfiction has ever presented (starts wailing)

[snirk!] bwahahagaha*choke*(lying on the floor holding my hurting stomach) *Alukard enters room* *schrieks* (running for my life)

absoballylutely funking brilliant!

HAHAHAHA! Do you happen to know where I can get some of those bullets? Nice job. This is now on my favs!