This story makes me choke on laughter! I love it! This captures the screwd-up-ed-ness of mary-sues affecting perfect stories where no charactor is so beautifully hideous, wisely stupid and plain perfectly awful. But one way to make it better... in the middle of the 3rd night, while Sparkly Sue or whatever her name is is "beautifully" sleeping, Frodo ties her to a tree and claims she was kidnapped by Sauron and is dead now.

Calvin and Hobbes reference! Woot woot! :D

Woot! Go you! This was great. I'm getting so fricken sick and tired of all these stupid MS's I read every MS basher I can. It's like a breath of fresh air...*sigh* Anyways, you should come back and update.

Poor Fellowship! Please update, I think this is great.

Awsome, this is a truly kickass story.

Wonderful. You have such a great writing style and a clear concept of what 'Sues do. I look forward to anything further you may write.

P.S. Nearly a month with no reviews? Why? Don't readers like you?