The movie is supposedly about the "circle of life" or some sh*t. By the time you hear the first words in the song you'll quickly understand how shxtty it is. (AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA LEEEBIniiiAHHHHHH LAGALI DABIDAAAA ENYAAAAAAAAA). Basically when the king dies, his son is supposed to become king, but everything gets fxcked up when a jealous asshole tries to kill our protagonist so he can take his place at the throne (plot lifted from Hamlet). In between all of that there are at least 100 songs that the characters sing which will make your ears vomit.

Kiara: The inbred result of Simba and Nala. It's clear that she has some sort of disability from her parents' decision as she fails at everything.
Kovu: Despite being trained to kill Simba since childhood, he just says "ah f*ck it" as he would rather get some from Kiara than fight Zira's war.
Zira: Suffering from some sort of never ending period, Zira wants nothing more than to see Simba killed, and even sings some stupid song to prove it.
Nuka: The only reason to watch this sh*tty ass film. (and he DIES?)
Vitani: Zira's drone of a daughter. She apparently likes her brother Kovu a lot, as she pants like a b*tch in heat when she sees him.

Most of the story was taken from:
Kimba: The White Lion: Look it up.
Hamlet: really.
Some old book about a effeminate (homosexual) lion: According to the studio itself.
The Egyptian story of Ra the Sun God or something: Who's son gets vengeance by killing the God who killed his Father, than becoming King.

Unbeknownst to most, The Lion King is a ripoff of a Japanese manga and anime series called the Jungle Emperor (Kimba the White Lion in English). After realizing an opportunity to make a ton of money, Disney tried and failed to get the rights to Kimba, then decided they didn't need permission and shamelessly stole the Japanese classic anyway. Disney then added a little Hamlet and the Bible into the plot in order to create the illusion of originality. They took Kimba and switched the "K" with an "S" in order to create Simba. To anyone who actually knows something "Simba" means lion in Swahili. Kimba's name was supposed to be Simba, but the dubbers couldn't do it at the time for copyright reasons. Disney, however, can do whatever the f*ck they want. Through selective copying and pasting, the Disney team was able to disguise their theft.

We still haven't found out why Mufasa banished the tigers in the first place.

How did those 2 tigers survive? Where were they this whole time?

Even if Khan killed all 3 of them, he wouldn't be strong enough to take on the rest of the lion pride all by himself. He pretty much doomed himself when his followers died in the stampede. If not, he would be winning.

If Shiba lost 4 pints of blood, she should have been dead long before Simba or Kovu arrived.

Wait, why did Khan kill his own followers.

WTF. Where did the elephant herd come from. Did Khan send other tigers to start it. Why did one elephant intentionally go out of its way to try and kill Simba?

It's Pride Lands tradition to let those fallen in battle stay unburied? That's uncharacteristic. I thought they'd be given a burial at least.

I wonder why Khan didn't come back sooner, team up with Zira to kill Simba even.

The attack would've been more devastating had they killed Apana as well because then Simba wouldn't know that Khan did it

I have to agree with Khan. Lions don't even live for 20 years in the wild. They are not even the strongest animals in the kingdom- that would be the elephant. Elephants also live for up to and beyond 70 years so if anyone's king, it should be the elephant.

But yeah, more evidence of Mufasa's hypocrisy. He banishes the hyenas for being scavengers and competitors, he banishes his brother to the edges of the kingdom where there is less food (which explains why Scar is so thin), and now as Khan just said, Mufasa banished the tigers for no particular reason other than he thought the lions were superior.

"If anyone could solve their problem, it was Simba" Really? Simba spent his teens and 20s partying and living the high life with his friends in the jungle. If anyone should know how to solve the problems, it should be Sarabi since she is the oldest lion.

I wonder how Mufasa managed to exile the tigers, considering that Khan here seems much larger and stronger than he.

Mufasa was a hypocrite if you ask me. He puts on this benevolent, polished front and talks of preserving nature's balance but hypocritically exiles the hyenas (and the tigers here) simply for being either scavengers or the lion's main competitors.

The lion monarchy is really just a benevolent dictatorship if you think about it. It's an absolute monarchy, not a constitutional one where animals elect the kings.

The tigers are as powerful as the lions so Mufasa feared they were a threat to his power so he banished them from his lands

I read the whole story. A little violent but I loved it. Please continue