Reviews for The Long Awaited Parody
AryaDumbledore chapter 4 . 7/25
oml I love it
AryaDumbledore chapter 2 . 7/25
omg Alex and Artemis at the beginning hahahaha
Nathan chapter 4 . 9/12/2011
VERY funny! Love it! Next chapter, Alex should confront Scorpia. I'm doing a Rider/LOTR parody too!
Runaway Scribe chapter 4 . 2/15/2009
You've got to add another chapter. I always knew that Holly Short was a very special bag!
Tally chapter 1 . 11/9/2008
I was wondering why there weren't any Alex Rider parodies! I love the books, but they still make me cringe... Alex is the Gary-Stuiest character I've ever read about! He knows everything, has everything, can do everything, but he still angsts about it! He went on two surfing trips and can suddenly ride this Cribber thing? I've been surfing years and I'm still mastering turning across the wave! Horowitz just can't think of ways out of situations without making Alex behave unrealistically. And really, who actually drinks that much coke?
Alice chapter 1 . 10/11/2008
I'm a huge fan of Alex Rider, so I wasn't exactly sure how good this would be. But completely honestly, I absolutely love it. It made me laugh a whole bloody lot. [:
jessixjay chapter 4 . 11/3/2007
oh my god i have never

laughed so hard in my

life you have to add

another chapter

ur a funni one

lol
Deep Fried Cornpuffs chapter 4 . 2/13/2007
Omg! This is halarious! Keep up the good work!
sdasfasgad chapter 4 . 2/11/2007
""You look like a rubber chicken mr. Rider. Now please sit normally, that chair most obviously does not recline, and I'd prefer it if you didn't break the antique furniture...'"

This. Is. Hysterical. You win so badly for the "use your indoor voice" line...and so many others.

Now, WHY wasn't this nommed' by Orion for Best Parody? 'Cause darkling, it would'a won hands down.
armageddon-incarnate chapter 4 . 11/19/2006
WOW, this was HYSTERICAL! I loved it, especially since I find the character of Alex Rider ANNOYING! With a capital 'A', 'N', 'N', 'O', 'Y', 'I', 'N', 'G'! This is REALLY funny, and I hope you continue, even though you haven't in nearly a year!
pure-bubbly-chance chapter 2 . 10/29/2006
have finished the story now. You gotta write more! Its so funny!
made.unmade chapter 1 . 10/26/2006
Hahaha- loved it! I can't believe it, but you touched on almost every single thing that irks me about this series! I must confess though, while I find the plots disjointed and weak, the villians' plans cliched, Alex disturbingly perfect, and the continuous "I don't want to be a spy"/"Give me a mission, any mission" thing frustrating at times, I do admit that I'm addicted to the series. It's crazy, but I am. However, you made me feel free to laugh at the whole thing. Thanks!
goodnightkitty chapter 1 . 10/25/2006
Heya! I think dis story is great! havnt got past chapter 2 doh so i hope da rest are as good! goodnightkittyX
Dreaming-Cat-369 chapter 4 . 9/11/2006
more please i love parodies
Dreaming-Cat-369 chapter 2 . 9/11/2006
first name is Petunia I think.
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