Yup, that made me chuckle...

" As soon as one teenager gets sense, another one turns thirteen and joins fanfictionnet! "
Lol... That, by far, is my favourite line of the story!

Mary Sue parodies are normally pretty dead but this is hilarious.

While this fic is a great parody of Mary Sue fics, I had to stop reading serval times because I was constantly cringing.

"... Another one turns thirteen and joins ..."
XD It's true, it's true! But at least it's writing practice and a sense they enjoy reading at all and something relatively harmless to be properly embarrassed about later, without which I'm given to understand an adolescence is wasted.
Anyway, very funny, and I especially liked the cardboard-student disguise touch, and that none of the adults came off sleazy or vulnerable to what could really turn into a bad situation for teachers rather quickly. Sad that Sue!Draco was so close to a human!human, at least at first glance, but canon!Draco, well, yes. :/

...Slightly traumatizing but still hilarious.

yes this is perfect

Brilliant. I thought you were just writing a 'my immortal' story, but you had a much more sophisticated twist on it.

This was brilliant. Nicely done, Cyberwulf.

Haha...oh this is great! Hilarious! Take that, Mary Sues! Ha!

Good god, so bad it was good and hilarious. I think you nailed your goal perfectly. Very good crack!fic.

You know, I think after they've solved all the problem they will have this conversation:

Hermione: Professor, Headmaster, would you tell me what my impostor did so I can clean up the mess she did?

Dumbledore:*cough*Well, Miss Granger, I'm afraid we can’t talk about that…

Hermione: Oh come on, it can’t be that bad. It’s not like she sexually assault Professor Snape using my face or something-

Dumbledore & Snape: *glance at each other*

Hermione: …Oh no, don’t tell me she really did that.

Dumbledore & Snape: *nods*

Hermione: *headdesk* Kill me. Now.

haha oh god this is genius

I'd take my hat off to you if I owned one.

Awesomely hilarious! While I do like Draco reformed stories, the way this pokes fun at him is cute, and LOVE trashing Ho!Mione plotlines, they scare me. :D