um, is this ever going to be updated? 'cause it's really good... since it's been more than a year, I'm guessing that's a no. damn. anyway, great fic.

Nife? Are you going to finish this story? I wanna know what happens! *looks over a cliff* That's... a long way down... *chains herself to a tree at the top of the cliff.* I shall wait here for the return of you... if it comes.

Just wondering...what does AU mean?

But besides that good story !

O.O wow! This is really good! I really like seeing how the normal Kratos is acting now! It's cool! And Damn! Yuan's doing a lot of blushing! hee hee hee! Is there gonna be some slashy factors?

Yayness for good ficcies, and keep up the good work! (is it just me, or did I use WAY too many exclaimation points...?)

OO Y-Yuan...*eyes water* Th-this is too good. Blackmail!

You made Yuan Lloyd's bitch? You are my hero! And I got a smidgen of Yuan/Kratos lovin'! :D Took ya a while to update, but I understand. I can't wait til school's out and I can finish my story before my reviewers threaten me with knives and the destruction of my plushie collection. (grins) Update whenever, but preferably soon!

UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE~! :D

Interesting.

I'm assuming all the "unconventional" pairings are all in the mirror dimension...? If so, then you got me following your story, being the weirdness is in such a weird world.

Let's see, for this chapter...

You get points for making Yuan Yuan-ish.

Points for Lloyd saying his signature line.

Some more points on the Kratos-Yuan glare-fest.

And yet more points for the Zelos-Genis conspiracy.

And for the creative messing-up of the alternate world.

So far, I'm impressed. I look forward to the continuation of this story )

I review. Lovely story you have hear. Haha, KxL hints. So many pairing possibilities... Ha, I am crazy. Update soon, mkay? Ja ne.

Bandit- (laughs maniacally) Hahahahha!

Lloyd- What's her problem?

Kratos- Oh, she is just not used to being a help to anyone...

Bandit- Hahahah-... Hey! For your information, I'm laughing at Yuan. He fainted!

Kratos- (sighs and shakes head)

Bandit- Anyways, I liked this chapter. Yuan got mistaken for a woman! Hahahahhaha!

Yuan- (grumbles) I do _not_ look like a woman...

Zelos- Yes you do. You even beat me in the femmie department.

Yuan- In your opinion!

Zelos- And you fainted!

Bandit- Enough! I'm trying to talk! Like I was saying, that part made me laugh. NO YAOI? (starts to bawl) I'm gonna be yaoi deprived!T_T

Yuan- Suck it up.

Bandit- The yaoi possiblities are endless! I saw some Kratos/Zelos {another yummy!}, some Genis/Lloyd {ugh... sorry, but I don't go for that}, and a bit of Sheena/Colette. {I can't comment on the yuri. Never really tried the stuff. :p} Can't you give me a hint? A sign? Anything! I'm going crazy trying to figure out these pairings!

Kratos- There's a new item called patience they're selling. Maybe you should try some...

Bandit- Hush, you! Also, don't worry about the shortness. Just try to make the next one longer. I'll still stick with ya! Here's a I'M TOO SEXY Zelos Plushie. Remember to wipe the drool from your mouth when you look at him. {I always forget... :P} Try to ignore when he hits on you... (sweatdrop) Hope you feel better, and ja ne!

MORE MORE MORE! :D

YOU must update. O_O If you don't... well... I'll be sad. ;_; You can't live with THAT on your conscience, can ya? XD;

... is this... a KxL? O.o If it is, I love you. *gives you candy and cookies and pretty, shiny sharp objects*

I'm intrigued. Please continue.

Bandit- Oh... Me likely! This was a nice first chapter. But you're not a beginner so I shouldn't be surprised. I suppose I'm surprised by the amount of hate toward Kratos right now. Is this after the game ends or is it in the middle. I think it's in the middle, but I'm so dense I wouldn't know. :p Also, is one of the pairings Lloyd/Kratos? I felt A LOT of sexual tension between the two. {or maybe that's my dirty yaoi mind speaking to me} I kind of got that vibe and you did promise me my yaoi!

Kratos- (shudders) Why do you insist on that pairing?

Bandit- What Lloyd doesn't know can't hurt him. Besides, the boy's about as intellectually stimulated as a tree stump, so he wouldn't understand complicated terms like 'incest'.

Kratos- (sighs) I hate it when you are right... Who did teach that boy, by the way? They probably weren't all that right in the head...

Raine- (suddenly appears) WHAT DID YOU SAY?

Kratos- Umm... damn. (flies off)

Raine- COME BACK! FOR THAT COMMENT, I'LL FORCE YOU TO EAT MY POTLUCK SURPRISE! (chases after)

Lloyd- KRATOS! DON'T EAT IT!

Bandit- ...err... Don't ask. I'm not very fond of Raine...

Lloyd- Yeah didn't you call her a bitch of the highest order?

Bandit- Quiet! Do you want her to hear you?

Lloyd- Epp! (shuts up)

Bandit- Anywho, I'd love you forever if you didn't have the Raine/Kratos pairing. (shivers) That pairing makes me break out in hives.

Lloyd- I'd rather eat that potluck surprise than have _her_ as my step mother...

Bandit- That's the most intelligent thing you've said all day! But enough of my rambling! Here's a I'M NOT BORED Lloyd plushie! (Hands over plushie) Ain't it cute? You might kill yourself trying to keep it entertained, so next time I'll give you another plushie!

Kratos- Where did I put it?

Bandit- ... What are you talking about?

Kratos- I can't go to sleep w/o my Lloyd plushie!... Bandit!

Bandit- Hehehehe... Technically, you don't need to sleep... (inches away) Err.. Well, Hope you update soon, nife! Ja ne! (takes off)

Kratos- Come back here, you plushie bandit! (chases after her)

Raine- KRATOS! YOU'LL TRY MY POTLUCK SURP- (trips and explodes, to everone's happiness) :p

OMG! What's gonna happen to Lloyd? Please, write another chapter soon!