Where could I purchase a Phillipe?

lol I loved the line;

"We recommend that you lie and claim that you should be in the bathroom with him in order to 'make sure nothing goes wrong with the shower. Like it exploding. Which has happened.'"

Very funny, and I can't wait for the other ones!

FUNNY!

Red

I swear... you are a GOD...DESS!

Ha! Wonderful! I'll take three. Do you do paypal?

I loved the ERIK user manual, and now I love the PHILLIPE one too. Hooray for Phillipe! Because actually, he proves that Raoul is a foppish murderer.

Anyways, maybe I should get four.

Thank you!

AHH! MY VERY OWN PHILIPPE MODEL! *drowns in drool* Thank you so much, I shall keep him locked in my bedroom for his own personal safety, of course, and beat any prowling Philippe fangirls with away with a large metallic bat :D Thank you again for putting in my little cameo, considering I haven't written any PotO stuff or even finished my fic for about 2 years...BUT I WILL FINISH IT! *bows* As always, you are PotO authoress supreme. This was very funny and kept me amused at 4.30 am. Now if you'll excuse me, I show my Philippe how the shower works. Ta!

You REALLY should create a Persian/Nadir owners manual! These are great!

I will never get tired of these things. You do the original style very well.

And I would be ever so happy if you did the managers. *radiating fangirlishness and Manager Love* C'mon, you know you want to... Though I see great potential for humor in Raoul, too.

LOL! True, it wasn't as funny as the ERIK Manual, just because Phillipe is such a great guy. :) Nonetheless, it brought a smile to my face! :) Several smiles, actually. :D Haha, I can definitely see the Phillipe Fan Clubber in you. :P

I love how the Phillilpe model actually gets along well with Erik. I never thought of it that way, considering Erik was, more or less, responsible for Phillipe's death. BUT, it makes sense, considering both of them are against R/C! :P :D I think the funniest part of your phic were the FAQs and Troubleshooting sections. :)

You have to do Nadir next. Or Christine. Or Raoul! I love your series, they're so catchy! ;D

*giggle* *giggle* Don't really want a PHILIPPE, but I found this hilarious anyhow!

Screaming Fangirl Bedivere: I want one! Right now! Blessings upon you for realizing there are more than two dead sexy men in PotO!

Sane Intelligent Bedivere: This is brilliant writing. Philippe has always been my favorite character since I read the book several years ago. Blessings upon you for realizing there are more than two dead sexy men in PotO.

"We recommend that you lie and claim that you should be in the bathroom with him in order to 'make sure nothing goes wrong with the shower. Like it exploding. Which has happened.'"

MOO HA HA HA. That's my favorite bit.

I love this, I really do. And now I have my Very Own Philippe! _ *broad grinning*

Viggo is Teh Philippe. Although my own Philippe has started to look slightly like Sean Bean, too...I blame my inner fangirl for maintaining that Boromir and Philippe are one and the same. Hurrah for deceased forty-year-old overprotective older brothers with younger siblings whose romantic lives are irresistably fluffy. _

Theresa Green gave you permission to write a whole series of them? Then I eagerly await the rest! :D Vive le Comte!

Ah yes, Phillipe de Chagny. Not one of my favorite characters but he still deserves recognition. I must say this wasn't as humerous as the other one about Erik but it was still very entertaining.

Erik: Since when did you start using a mildly sophisticated vocabulary?

Me: Since I felt like being smart, meany!

Erik: Now you are back to normal!

Me: Grr... Oh well! Great fic. Bravi and Toodles!

yay! it's back! i love it!

I'm not a big fan of Philippe - I only read this because you wrote it. And it's funny! Not as good as the ERIK one, yes, but still. However I think it would be cool if you wrote one of these for the Siren. Maybe she's not as popular, but she's funny, and you mention her so much that someone needs to know how she works.

How do I find the LOTR manual fics?

You think Philippe looks like Viggo? WHY? Well, if he did, I'd totally be a fangirl of his. But I never thought of him that way...so still, no.

And in Leroux's book, which is the only canon one, as you well know, Philippe really does have a rather larger part than just one line. He has big scenes.

Oh, do the Siren! I love your rendition of the Siren!

But nothing will surpass the ERIK. _

Heh heh, I thought that was great! These stories are the best, write more soon! (and why con't someone INVENT these units? why?)