*laughs hysterically* That was amazing! Chocolate sauce..hehehe...

Only one little complaint about the timeline: Vimes is 28 at the oldest at the time of Guards! Guards!

Total and utter crap.

Hey,

First of all tell me more about this Diskworld noir stuff? Where did it come from? Where can i learn more about it? It sounds neat. Anywhoo, PLEASE keep going, i cannot WAIT to see where this goes. Oh the possibilities . . .hm, *coughs* sorry lost my train of thought there for a moment, anyway i give the story two thumbs up, conintue it or be attacked by a herd of rabid salmon. Yeah, don't doubt it, salmon can be brutial. Seriously. They can. -

Yours,

Erin

(cue maniac laughter)

I'm just glad I wasn't the only one who thought of this. Of course, if you play the game again every other line sounds suggestive anyway, so... good fic.

Sam Vimes is my absolute favourite discworld character and slash is just my fave thing ever so to see the two combined so well is just fantastic. I really loved this story and now i'm going to buy discworld noir and grin stupidly whilst playing it. m chocolate sauce for recreational purposes.

0_o ... wow. Weird as hell, but very intriguing. ... wait, /chocolate sause?/ ? sigh.. there are things in this world that I have yet to comprehend and have a stange feeling that this naivete is sometimes a good thing...

you're bizarre- this feels wrong...

chocolate sauce is not a plaything, and should only be used by consenting, responsible adults. In a phone box.

Wonderful. Loved it.