Exactly how abandoned is a story considered after five yeats?

LoL! Haha! XD

Halcius Pottotius reminds me of Harry Potter

Harmonia Granker " " " Hermione Granger

Flora Delicatessen " " " Who? Fleur herself?

Hahaha! Really author, this sure made me laugh! XD

LoL! XD Love this!

1:11 p.m. - Chuckling

Hahaha! :D

Sick. Cannot read any further. Need help or will die of toxic idiocy from your fic. Please chick. Do me a favor. Read jbern. Read nkari. Read rorschach. Read japanese jew. That is actual writing. *dying of vapid writing poisoning*

i just love this fanfic , especially jacques. fleurs character adds this really important element of humor, especially after muggliefication.

PLEASE UPDATE!PRETTY PLEASE?

or if you've just given up all hope on this fic and have abandoned it, please just post one chapter with the of all that was gonna happen it the fic.'cuz this is TORTURE!

OK... I'm reaaaaallly trying hard, here, to stay with you, and stay interested, but I may be a tad to literal, OCD, or even anal to enjoy this fic. I hope not, and will try some more, but... 1) how long does Fluer have to "decide" what she will assist in teaching, we're about a month in now, right? What possible use can ANY of the staff have for her wandering the halls, apparently following the 5th year curriculum without doing homework, and living in the castle, including meals, without paying tuition, nor drawing a paycheck? 2) Why is Renee there? I kept waiting for a reason, but none came. 3) WTF is Jacque doing there, officially? You've got THREE people inside the castle, over 17, not working, sitting at house tables, and interacting with school-age children (setting a 5th year on fire?). Don't get me wrong, it's all hilarious. I haven't laughed like this since I discovered 'Archer' on FX. Super funny stuff, but I guess I just need more structure in my plots, or something, I don't know. BTW is ANYTHING, ever, going to actually happen in the story? I mean is there truly some kind of protagonist/antagonist stuff, scheming or fiending, build up or suspense? Anything? Like I said, maybe it just 'isn't my bag, baby' (austin powers?) And lastly, can I get Renee's digits?

NTS- Stop drinking tea at computer until fic completed. Buy more paper towels. Femme- omfg I am going to pee myself, this is soooo funny. My only chance not too, is the distraction my ignorance of french provides, as what little I can translate takes extra time (how do you say 'ugly american'?). Also, we are wondering about these Oxford commas, as such knowledge previously un-obtained, could prove life-altering. Must commence search.

Oh please tell me you're gonna update! I really want to know what will happen with Jacqes and with Harry and well... everything! I really like this story and I hope to read more of it in the future.

Femme are you ever going to update? I was rereading this story and its sooooooo good. I hope you will update again one day because I love Jacques and I love Fleur and I really want to see how it all works out.

Lania

I'm sorry, but is it wrong for me to love Renee? She's a bitch, she's fucking horrible, she's slutty and degrading and I just love her.

I love your characterisations, really. Percy is-well, he's gay, and I love gay people. Bill the Crisp Maker had a brief part but I loved it, and Arthur does nothing but does nothing really excitingly. Harry is a little man whore who stands around looking sexy and smilling sexy-sexy smiles at Fleur, which apparently makes Fleur want to be under him/on top of him, does it make a difference? Jaques reminds me of my little sister (save the gender), in which often times it feels like she's older than me, constantly pointing out what a failure I am. Fleur is unbelievably dense and, well yes, sex obsessed. And I just realised, writing all this down makes me realise just how fucking crazy this whole freaking story is.

But you know, what did I expect from a story with the word MTV in its summary? In a Harry Potter fiction, no less. But I think that's what drives most people off your story. Most people in this fandom don't want to read a story where Fleur is in America, which is not what this story is actually about, but that's what they would think when they read the summary. It's more like, well, the Failures of Fleur Delacour... or something. I've never been good with titles.

Wow, this is pretty long. I'll end it here, alright? But if you ever want to continue this, do so, please. I don't care if you take eight years, just as long as you give some sign that you're alive.

Thanks for reading. x

You know, the whole Fleur/Harry thing has been weak from the start. The main characters should have been filed under Fleur and Original Male Character. The dynamics and relationship between the pair was much more developed and interesting. well i hope you finish this soon. happy writing!

Odd story. I tried to review the last chapter and it told me I've already reviewed it. 5 freaking years ago.

Time flies.

This is the most insane, crazy, and INTERESTING diary piece I've EVER read with Fleur. Or with any fictional character.

Period.

I remember in some inane writing course that authors tend to bleed into whatever main character they identify with in a fictional story. Holy crap, are all girls/teens/women like that? Reading the rants from Fleur had me laughing outloud and wondering and second guessing all my galpals and EX's.

Great material. Hope life is treating you well!

NO!
You cannot stop here! I absolutely love this story! I think i'll die if I can't read more. I've already printed the existed chapters in the format of a book so i can put it on my shelf and read it when ever I feel like it. Please please please write more Femme! Its a brilliant story.

this is hilarous and awesome! I love it all except for when the writing is in French. I have to translate the words

YOU ARE NOT STOPPING THIS RIGHT HERE YOU CAN'T BE! YOU HAVEN'T UPDATED SINCE JUNE 7TH AND ITS LIKE A THOUSAND YEARS SINCE THEN SO I KNOW YOU PROBABLY WON'T UPDATE BUT YOU ABSOLUTELY MUST BECAUSE JACQUES LOVES FLEUR AND HARRY LOVES FLEUR AND DID THEY HAVE SEX IN A COAT CLOSET AND WAS JACQUES IN THERE FOR IT AND OH MY HOLY GOD YOU ABSOLUTELY MUST UPDATE BECAUSE FLEUR DOESN'T REALIZE THAT JACQUES LOVES HER NOT JANINE AND WHAT ABOUT HERMIONE AND OH MY GOD.

please please please please update or even just write a sentence that says "so, Jacques told Fleur that he loved her and Fleur was totally shocked by her stupidity and she freaked out for a couple of days but they slowly moved on and she stayed with Harry and became friends with Hermione, and yes, she lost those five pounds."

And maybe Jacques could try and kiss her all Jacob-in-Eclipse-like?

That would make me so unbelievably happy. YOU HAVE NO IDEA.

poor Jacques.