This is the funniest thing I have read in a very very long time.

...I actually ended up biting my own hand so my uncontrollable laughter wouldn't disturb the neighbors. (When Ax asked Tobias whether he was closing his eyes, at first I wasn't sure if it was a case of Ax curiously asking about what Tobias was doing or Ax being protective and actively telling him not to look, so now I can't stop picturing Ax protectively holding a wing over Tobias's eyes.)

You really capture the awkward terror of a middle school health class good job. Marco is def the right pick for narrator

As in the source material, Ax's could contributions were the best parts.

Im dying of laughter!

dear GOD jgashfsgfh

this
was hilarious and perfect and I'm dead

Oh, that was funny. Nice job, this story made my night.

AX MADE ME CHOKE (Oh god that came out wrong)

Love the Yeerk-pickle :D

LOL I cant even

HAHAHAHAHA! Oh, Lord, that was hilarious! I especially loved everything you did with Ax. Ax is just funny, fullstop, but his thoughts on STIs and everything... ah priceless... well done! Write more Animorph fic, please!

WOW!

I haven't laughed so hard all year.

After getting back into Animorphs recently, I somehow found this story and despite not being all that sure about checking something out that was about sex-ed, I still decided to give this story a go. I'm so glad I've read it though.

I like the bit of Rachel/Tobias right at the end. Poor bird boy might miss out because of that class.
I can easily remember the part where I lost it though... Right when Ax asked "Six Inches? ..." I could not stop laughing from there on in. It just got worse and worse and funnier and funnier.
The funniest part was when Cassie asked "...if we have only two-" Um yea, thanks Ax, that would have sounded REALLY bad coming from Cassie.

This story is pure WTF gold. Incredibly funny too.

I'm so glad that such classes here in New Zealand are not anywhere near as gross as that...

LURVED IT

You've caught the Animorphs perfectly, my compliments! But really, what wimpy sex ed classes do you have in America? Ours were terrible! No pictures of diseses/deformities, but...let's call it 'dry training'.

haha this was great! loved the laughs