Did you cancel this? I was thinking that maybe you could have them get set off planet and into another dimension. I suggest Justice League Unlimited. Its a TV show you can find on YouTube.

Is the movie called Escape from L.A. by any chance?

Yes you are correct that (1) is indeed from the first Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movie. I have it on VHS tape and recorded all three movies on blank tapes.

Loved Duncan's car crash having a police officer requesting pretzels to go with the beer! LMAO!

If I'm not mistaken, that scene was from an episode of The Simpsons. :D XDDD

Loved the cameos of the decepticon Headmaster Apeface and the badass autobot Grimlock! XD :D

I'm a total die hard fan of the Transformers and LOVE Grimlock because he's a robotic T-Rex!

I really like how you always come up with how Duncan and Kelly get mauled by dogs. LOL! XDDD

Please continue! I can't wait to see the next chapter!

Wasn't the Iron Man movie awesome? I thought the scene where Tony Stark introduces the rockets for the military by making an explosion(which was very big) was wicked.

Logan is in so much trouble. *shakes head sadly* And worst part is he can't die, so Kitty can hit him over and over again and continue pummeling him for the rest of his life.*hears yelling outside*

Logan:*running wildly with a bit of a limp that is currently healing itself* Half-Pint, I said I was sorry! OW! Stop hitting me with that- OH GOD NO, NOT THERE!

Kitty: *vicious smile* Mr. Logan! Come back here and DIE!* waving a baseball bat madly*

Lance:*gulp* I am so glad I didn't make her mad.

Logan: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! HELP ME! HALF PINT! PLEASE STOP!

Lance:*winces*

Great job, Kitty! Beat that sucker into the ground! Also, wicked chapter L1701E! I love your story!

I love the attacks and bad luck happening to Kelly and Duncan. But I have to say I adore the were turkeys! I love the turkeys beating, mauling, and biting Duncan. It's hilarious!

Duncan:* comes out in a cast and arm sling * Shut up, you psycho author!

Me:*glaring* Hey Duncan...

Duncan:*sneering* What, freak?

Me: Gobble.

*Duncan's eyes widen and he starts screaming while he runs away from foaming turkeys*

Me: Revenge is sweeet!

I want a cannon like Fluffy!

* Beating Duncan, Scott, and Kelly with a sign saying Animals rule*

Me: *blinks* What? I like animals and felt left out on beating people up.

Kelly: I hate my life

Me: People hate your ability to continue living too.

Duncan: *in fetal position* The dogs...the dogs...the dogs...

Me: *hits him over the head* I know your girlfriends were horrible but you don't have to call them names! Well, except for Jean.(HEY!-Jean)

Scott: Why me? Why me? Why me?

Me: Because you're fun to beat up. Besides if you actually took out that stick up butt, you may actually not get beaten up!

Yeah, I decided to do same torture on the side as well as verbal abuse. *grin* I can see why people enjoy doing this!

*gulp*I think Kitty is becoming a bit too obsessed over Lance and his band outfit..

Kitty: *still attached to Lance's leg* Mine...my Lance... My Lance... HE IS MINE!

Lance: *groans* I can't move... and Kitty is starting to freak me out.

Shes freaking all of us out, Lance. L1071E, if you can read this.. DO SOMETHING!* starts violently shaking review * KITTY IS MAD! MAD I TELL YOU! *gets a crazed look in eye* Wait... I know whos behind this.. IT WAS THE PINEAPPLES! THEIR IN COHOOTS WITH THE CATS AND KITTY IS THE LEADER AND SHES ON LANCE'S LEG BECAUSE THAT'S WHERE THE BASE IS AND THE BANANA THAT IS CONTROLLING HER! *pulls Kitty off Lance's Leg and shakes it aggressively* I KNOW YOU CAN HEAR ME! ABORT YOUR PLAN NOW AND I WILL NOT SIC SERGEANT SNUFFLES ON YOU!

Kitty: Give me back my Lance!

Me: I will return you evil pineapples and cats!*runs away from the snarling Kitty*

Lance: ...Hello? I can't feel my leg or my sanity, people!

I bet that blur is Jubilee, right?

Go puppies! Rip him to shreds!