Nice use of characters from everywhere. Also good humor with the apple juice. Happened to me once or twice. The dog names though, are they the dogs from Crown of Stars? Loved those books. Hilarious telling of many a saturday night with lovable characters.

Woah.

That gets very confusing towards the end, but I read your entire story so far.

Very random. Something tells me it's getting a little more serious now that you have some plot.

Anyway, the whole thing is hilarious.

Keep up the good work!

~Aranel, of TrojanElves

YEY you finally updated wo! Go you! And I finally reviewed yey go me! Anyways this chapter rocked! Well if I can't have Jarlaxle then who can I have, I feel so alone! ( i'm such a brat)

Harry and Draco! Hilarious, yeh there are a LOT of slash stories out there! Some of them gave me nightmares! And Mary-Sues just fricking annoy me!

Anyways I can't wait for you to update again because I love this story! *brings out a sign with a depressed looking Keira* I Need a love interest! Muah!

Love and cookies ( I need a new sign off thingy!)

N.P

x

THAT WAS SSO WORTH THE WAIT!

just a short review!

it was awesome and i'll check out your site asap!

i cant wait for the next one man...i need to pee i'm so excited!

i love being stupid like that

you capture my essence quite well!

lol

BRING ON THE RANDOMNESS

badger llama cat riding friends of old!

the land will become free of all those who challange the LLAMA QUEEN!

cheers and smilies

~*AUS/I LIKE AEROPLANE JELLY AEROPLANE JELLY FOR MME*~

*Howls with laughter* Hahahahahaha...I really needed that. You are very very funny, kitten.

AH! i feel forgotten! ...

but it's partially my fault because my days in school take over my mind...and i dont have time for anything else besides it! (i swear the professors think its funny that they have us sucked into their little "mind control" game...those meanies)

but do not forget me! i am here! at last!...im still lovin' it! (isn't that copyrighted by mcdonalds? if it is...screw them. they copyright everything! even my favorite saying "holy shamokin!" MUWHAHAHA MCDONALDS! I KNO WHAT YOUR PLAYING AT!)

oh look at that...i just got a phone call...im being sued by mcdonalds because i used their copyrighted word...'it'...those bastards...copyrighting all the words in the dictionary...they're just big meanies they are!

wel...keep up the good..um..thingy ma-bob...

i got another call from mcdonalds...they said i used their copyrighted word 'good'...WILL IT NEVER END?

I FEEL LIKE IM TAKING CRAZY PILLS!

...logic? YOU have logic? If you were going to just put in your friends regardless there was no need for a casting call, was there? Pisha, logic...

Yah sounds like something I'd say (granted ya could put a couple of cuss words make it even more real) lol.

Great part! When is the next? I can't wait till it comes!

*Growls* more pleasepleasplease. Hehehehe. you're funny.

okay okay. '...' was me. I was in a bad mood, so sorry. I shouldn't take it out on nice fanfiction writers. And please do tell me why I'm not fangirl material, I should like to know for future submissions. And hey, what happened to the no more characters rule huh? It's okay, Wolvie would probably be uncomfortable there anyway. Regardless the plot looks fun if as confusing as ever, so keep it up.

E

HAHAHAHAHA

OMG THAT WAS SOO FUNNY!

...how did you know i was afraid of deep dark water and sharks? thats actually quite creepy...unless i told you earlier...hmm

yes a portable hole wuld be handy *thinks up many uses for it with sly smile* mmwaahahahaha...err *cough*

i have a slight suggestion...ignore it if you will...actually heres a question 1) are Elladan (shite its been that long since i typed his name i cant remember to spell it lol) and ellohir (give me a break) in this yet? if not can i flirt with them too PLZ i'm not bound to leggo-legs am i? lol i'm a bad flirt lol let me be lol i'll share them after a while lol

um um um um something else...um um um ganalf's so hot right now...no thats not it...um...oh yeah i'll send you band-aids and neosporin and you send him back with the mailing address lol dean needs to meet him mwahahahahha

an i have kick ass karate and kun foo moves like the girls in my RII? lol oh and to equal it out some faults of mine

...very loud...bad timing...scared of moths (shuddup)...scared of insects...f*cked up left knee (lol tis true wucken knee)...makes up words...eats too much...farts...LMAO...bites people for no given reason...slaps people for no given reason (except entertainment)...stretches the truth...is that enough...mor ok...slut...LMAO...flirt...drunk (NO HANGOVERS YET LMAO KNOCK ON WOOD)...cant drive (yet)...lmao...pushes people to the edge (occasionally brings them back)...sends people on wild chases...ok thats enough to keep me real lol

I'm loving this story! seriously keeps me going lol

CATCHYA ON THE DRUNK SIDE (my very own phrase use it is you dare lol)

Cheers and smilies (again mine lol)

~*AUS/i live in a pinapple under the sea...yes its true*~

oh right...forgot to mention that...

OH well now you know...and thanks for reviewing my story...i have a minor lapse of joy if anybody reviews...

haha i'm sad...

but hey...it is my first story...i'm happy to get anything

INTO BATTLE! muwhahahahahha...

this will be fun!...especially with my special fish-throwing power...

::somehow gets italian accent::

you ask vat it is? i tell you

it is like a flame thrower...WITH FISH MWUAAHAHHAHAHAHAHA...and they hurt...really bad...

SO BEWARE!

hey there. sorry I havnt reviewed recently. I have been busy. I have some questions though. I think you may be spelling Achilles name wrong. then again, so may I. and another thing. one minute you say thata sarah is with Paris on the ship, the next moment you say that paris is back with everyone else. was it a misspelling? and one more thing, are you still taking fangirls to be in the story? because I would dearly love it if I and Anakin Skywalker could be in it. the guys sure sounds like they could use some help. and you know how much anakin likes to use "aggressive negotions" if ou get my drift.