Reviews for Pineapple Metaphors
korel.c chapter 1 . 9/18/2008
He does not. Look like a pineapple, I mean. I've been pricked by enough pineapples to know.

That said, I love how Ino is obsessing over how Shikamaru doesn't fit into a nice, square box - or a pineapple-shaped container. It's really cute!

Kayo!
RofS chapter 1 . 12/10/2007
Well, I agree with you in that the pineapple section of the metaphor story was very, very good... But I also agree with you in saying that the Sasuke section of the metaphor story wasn't nearly as good. And I think the exclamation point at the end of the last line kinda ruined it. But, still, a good story!
XBECKX chapter 1 . 6/24/2007
Sasuke is like a durian. He stinks.
Fullmetal Guitarist chapter 1 . 4/17/2007
This is quite amusing. I think you might be interested to know that ChibiRisuChan has had her rather drunken (and also amusing) Sakura compare Naruto to a pineapple, though she does it rather more simply ("He's a pineapple!"). It's the long KakaIru Mpreg fic... remembering the name would be too troublesome this close to midnight.

On a slightly more relevant note, I really couldn't see Ino comparing Sasuke to anything deformed... maybe he's a tomato, since he likes them so much?
xciv chapter 1 . 10/15/2006
OMG that is so true... shika's head looks like pineapple leaves, lol! where did u get that!
Blonde-Existentialist chapter 1 . 6/4/2006
*snort* The fruit thing is great(specially at the end) and that was exactly what I thought when I first saw his hair. And just why does she keep thinking about him? She might wonder, but we clearly know.
Pyrinsomniac chapter 1 . 5/30/2006
*sniggers, long and loud*
illuminated bestiary chapter 1 . 3/12/2006
**laugh** An amusing look into Ino's head.
kalilamae chapter 1 . 3/8/2006
Actually, Link and Luigi brought it to my attention that Shikamaru's HEAD looks more like a melon. His hair looks pineappely though. And I have noticed Ino metaphor thing. She does it a lot.
swt2chlk chapter 1 . 1/30/2006
i like it it good!
Kissed by Kakashi chapter 1 . 12/31/2005
Shikamaru's head, resembling a pinapple? Never!

Really funny fanfic. Good work!
Bigheadandlittlearms chapter 1 . 12/28/2005
isn't any good? it bloody brillant! wow. how did you come up with it!
Azamiko chapter 1 . 12/6/2005
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DreamScene chapter 1 . 8/9/2005
very interesting. strange even. i liked the tone of frustration. good read.
Grummur chapter 1 . 3/4/2005
Lol I love this.

"It was so like Shikamaru to be too lazy to fit into a proper metaphor, Ino thought disgustedly. Lazy bastard. He probably thought it was too troublesome."

That had me tearing up.

Great stuff, utterly hilarious, I wubble Ino
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