Reviews for Unexpected
Pansy chapter 18 . 4/9
Pansy is very angry
Meany chapter 16 . 4/9
I’m scared and anxious
MrsWM chapter 31 . 1/11
wow this has been a wild run! sooo unexpected heeheh i gotta say i enjoyed it way too much, although there were some harsh parts i would've done differently, i don't know. but, well, not my story, right? hahhahah

i specially enjoyed the way ginny, blaise and draco got together! it was very well thought hahaha and the lore behind it all was also perfect! so well constructed and everything

thanks for it all :)
Guest chapter 3 . 8/21/2019
Not to be rude or anything but are you aware ginny’s full name is Ginevra
MaraudersForLife chapter 14 . 6/6/2019
Hermione is just plain irritating OMFG
Eeeeeeek chapter 31 . 3/22/2019
This is one of the best fanfics I've ever read. Please write a sequel including their children's lives and also some more smut.
Wolf chapter 2 . 12/19/2018
Who's Virginia?
Guest chapter 31 . 12/28/2017
Got it, you are some Fangirl Bitch with a crush on Tom Felton. Please jump you ugly cow
IrisAyame chapter 1 . 5/21/2017
Hum... As a French reader, I have to tell you the right way of saying things in French.
-What's my mother's middle name? Quel est le deuxième prénom de ma mère?
- You dare! Who the fuck are you? Fucking imbecile! I'll rip out your fuckin throat I'll give you what a French guy would say (using the same kind of vacabulary, which is absolutely not polite nor correct) : Putain, mais t'es qui, toi? T'es sacrément con! J'vais te crever, t'arracher la gorge!
- Remember your English, my soul Souviens-toi de ton anglais, mon chéri (you can't say "my soul" in this context in French, you have to use a real endearing word).
- Do you think his head will explode? Pensez-vous que sa tête va exploser? (I'm using here the polite version of a student speaking to a Professor, not the "I'm your buddy" form, which is "Penses-tu que...")
- Go on Mudblood. And while you're at it, tell the weasel he can suck my fucking cock. Might reduce the swelling for both of us. Vas-y Sang-de-bourbe. Et, tant que t'y es, dis au blaireau qu'il peut toujours me sucer. Ca réduira l'enflure pour nous deux. (Blaireau being from the weasel family and an insult in French, enflure meaning swelling, but it's also an insult, being called "une enflure" is kind of being called a bastard or a scumbag; so I added some double meaning in the translation.)

So, I'm going to chapter 2 now!
Alytiger chapter 1 . 3/31/2017
Hehehehehehehehe, pieces of shit I love it
LonelyConfused chapter 31 . 8/11/2016
I have NEVER been so enthralled by a fan fiction as I have been with this story! I find myself hoping you broke out and started writing and publishing fiction stories yourself. Wow! That's all I can say! Wow wow wow! Thank you!
sunset oasis chapter 8 . 4/15/2016
"You do know you can be arrested for impersonating a human being, right?"
lol, that was funny XD
sunset oasis chapter 7 . 4/15/2016
This is so intense!
sunset oasis chapter 4 . 4/15/2016
love how draco and blaise cared for each other : )
sunset oasis chapter 2 . 4/15/2016
"When I pray, it's usually like something 'oh my god, Draco, yes!'"
That was funny!XDD
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