V. good Cat! Love the 'Karma Sutra' ...but I'd slow down on the fucking if you know what I !

Sav.

ugh... ugh... ugh..

i bet malfoy loved licking dumbledore's toes cuz i would! dumbledore is Fooine!

I hope in later chapters you give credit the the style of secret diaries you use from the Very Secret Diaries of the Fellowship. I was going to do something like this too but I'm not clever enough to make it sound that funny. _

this was a great entry. Almost pissed my pants laughing so hard. now you should make a diary of ron, hermione, dumbledore, snape etc, etc. etc!

great work!

Argh oh mi gawd! This was like reading my thoughts! " because it hurts my feelings. "- no joke I say that word for word nearly every day! Of course this was funnier than my own thoughts! "Is nearly Christmas! Am so excited, keep wetting my pants when I think about it. Does get a little embarrassing at times. Will need to wear extra padded underwear."- made me pee my own pants! You are doing more of these right? Right? Hope you do because it will hurt my feelings if you don't. . .

Hey, there's a new site up that's like this one only that they take all ratings. Go post your stories there too. It's kinda like this one and just came out. Called . Check it out. Tell your readers and friends too.

very funny! please keep writing, maybe dumbledore talking about the dententions? lol, anyway, great work, keep it up!