) worse

2) no

3) no

4) kind of...

5) Molly's facial expression O_o

6)This is really cheesy...

Ok, so there's a guy walking around on the streets with a penguin. A policeman is walking by and he sees the guy and his pet. So the cop says " Hey you with the penguin! Take him to the zoo immediately!"

So the guy takes the penguin to the zoo.

The next day, the same police sees the guy with the penguin again. So he says: " I thought I told you to take your penguin to the zoo!"

The guy says: " I did, and he had a great time. Today, we're going to the movies!"

Cute & short. :)

~ Rash

the outcome of Lucius was way better then i was hoping for thank you for the best laughting i have had in a long time! :D :D :D :D :D

Okay

1. I think Dracos's poems are getting better (as in better ) i really like the one about diable

Draco cant be fat hes too cute

but thats why we love it

4. NOOOO I love this snape hes soo funny

know he is related to Sirus Black so maybe it wont be too bad

6. What did they say about the partying mushroom?

He was a Fungi (Fun guy geddit)

REVIEW ANSWERS

1. YEAH I THINK IT IS

2. I THINK BUBBLEGUM PINK WOULD HAVE BEEN BETTER

3. NO THERES ALWAYS ROOM 4 MORE PRATINESS

4. HE IS ADORABLE SPEACIALY WHEN HE BITES PEOPLE

5. I WENT AS CAT WOMEN ( BUT NOT SO MUCH BLACK LEATHER)

Hey just wanted to say love the story. I don't think I've laughed that much in a long time and hope you continue this story. I also believe that Molly will come close to having a heartattack. Her brothers will most likely try to kill him. I have a feeling Ginny will be hexing all of the.

Hey just wanted to say love the story. I don't think I've laughed that much in a long time and hope you continue this story.

This is my first ever review, so feel very special. :P I noticed that this hadn't been updated since 2004, which means that it probably never will be again. When I realised that, I was devastated. I never thought that a comedic Drinny could be so amazing. I love your story. A lot. It made me laugh, especially Draco's poetry. You are a talented author and if you ever ever ever finish this story, I will love you forever.

heyah :)

i love you Dairies if Draco Malfoy, they have distracted me very well from my revision :)

lol, draco seems even more self absorbed than usual, please don't say he's on the turn, first John Barrowman, now this (pretends to swoon dramatically).

anyway, the questions...

1) Is Draco's poetry getting better (meaning worse) or worse (meaning he actually sounds like a poet)?

good lord, Dracos poetry, its like a 7 year olds limerick, there once was a girl from sky

there once was a girl from sky

she ate a balloon

she ate a balloon

there once was a girl from sky

meet my little brothers homework. :well, at least it rhymes. but dracos poems are getting rather deep... ;)

2) Is Draco fat?

darling dravo? fat? how very dare you...lol, no i don't think so, more like slightly podgy, maybe a session with snape to convince him of this may be in order

3) Does Terry Boot get a bit to much punishment?

no. kill the ravenclaws and hufflepuffs. (appart from raven, i like her)

4) Do you think that Snape is too squicky?

ermm...i have no idea as to what squicky means so...erm...no?

5) How do you think Molly will react when Draco Malfoy comes walking into her house?

heart attack? drop the roast dinner on dracos cat while draco complains that hes a vegan to help cut down on his fat...?

6) What is your favorite joke?

Three friends are stranded on an island. one blonde, one brunette and one ginger.

A fairy comes along and says that she will grant each person a wish.

So the brunette says she wants to be back home and disappears off in a puff of smoke.

The ginger says that she wants to be back home too, and then goes off in a puff of smoke.

Then the blonde goes 'oh, its really lonely here all on my own, i wish for my friends back'

yes, its worrying ;) lol

anywayyy, please update soon, i love this story :)

beckyy

i love it!

I nearly died laughing at this story, you're doing an amazing job!

To answer your questions:

1. Draco's poetry is perfect, it cracks me up every time, especially the cat and owl one.

2. Nah, he's just obsessed with his looks!

3. I'm kinda unsure why Terry's getting punished, since Draco no longer likes Blaise.

4. Snape's perfect!

5. Motherly, try and feed him up. Author will most certainly lecture him on dating his baby girl.

6. I really don't have one, sorry to disapoint!

1) worse- the last one was better

2) Not fat- just not fit

3) Punish terry! It is amusing

4) Um- I dont know wot squicky means

5) Faint then yell then be nice or ignore him

6) A women got pulled over, she asked the officer "Are you writing me a ticket to the police officer's ball", he replied "Police officers don't have balls"

I don't think I've ever found myself laughing hysterically after only three paragraphs. Good work!

Favourite joke is Draco writing " Why must people discriminate againt inter-house relationships?" Hahahaha, lol. The line isn't particularly funny, but Draco Malfoy saying it? LOL.

PLEEASSEE UPDATE!

Draco's poetry is beautimous/awful/makes me grin. draco is not fat, he is draco! terry boot is silly. as long as he's still in the story i don't really care how much trouble he gets into/get's in trouble for. snape is hilarious...bwahahaa! (see?). molly will throw a hissy. my favorite joke is:

person A: ask me if i'm a tree.

person B: are you a tree?

person A: no.

ehehee.."said Dumbledore in his I'm smarter and more mysterious than you nyah nyah voice."

i love their love, green is as good as any other color, though i would have done blue, harry is such a prat...i enjoyed the fact that diable seems to have it in for him, which brings me to the point of Diable, tres cute! and for halloween i'm gonna be...a harajuku chick, or a cowgirl..*muses* i don't know yet.