THAT. WAS. PERFECT.

That is the best thing I've ever read!

I liked Raoul too, but he was such a wuss, a wet blanket! By the end of The MITIM I *wanted* him to die!

But like I said, that's the best thing I've ever read.

It's such a pity I don't know anyone who has read all the books...

Fun! Poor Raoul is really a hopless, but soehow we still like him...

I like the "It’s because you were sleeping quietly in that Parish, and suddenly a woman appears in the middle of the night and begins to YOU-KNOW-WHAT, and instead of saying, as a gentleman ‘My fair lady, in think you’re in earnest but this is not the place to do SO’ you shut up your mouth and enjoy the MOMENT even without asking THAT person who is she; thus you got that-freak." She's right here. I never understand how being an alcoholic who assissinating his wife (twice) and gets a son like *this* Athos is still seen as the perfect, noble gentleman by ll the others. I mean he *is* a freak.

hahaha this is awesome. i dont know bout the bono part but everything else is so pefect! Raul always was a bit sloow for my taste, not quite as quick as his dear ol' pa'. wonderful funny. i love the books i really do, but an occasional friendly laugh at them is always welcomed. Braavo!

LOL! gotta love it.. please continue writing... keep it up!

Amazing! ::grins:: I am a Louis XIV historian and I have run a "Man in the Iron Mask Role Play Group" for the past three years as well as performed as Louis, Philippe, and the "unnamed" idntical twin. Because of this, I am always looking for humorous take-offs... Naturally, Iron Mask caused me to read the Musketeer series and well, frankly, I HATED Raoul, and no one else did. Thank you, thank you, thank you for doing nasty things to my literary appreciation. I laughed the entire way through it. If you'd care to contact me, I'd love to hear of any new ideas you may think up!

~Valtinen